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[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

Holy fuck what did Tallarico DO that's so bad they had to send in the krassensteins PREEMPTIVELY

[ʙᴍᴇᴏ sɪᴍᴜʟᴀᴛᴏʀ @BlowMyEyesOut]

@howlingpurpcorn Believe all Simulators, Henchmen, and Mutants.

[HowlingElphaba @mitsuko_harada]

THE DAREMARKET FILES

(an investigation into the shady goings-on behind the scenes of @daremarket)

🧵 (1/?)

[Trevor Official @TrevorOfficialR]

Is there a lower form of humanity than this

[🐧Purple Corn Rape Penguin🐧 @howlingpurpcorn]

No, for one, I'm not a simulator. I'm not one of his "followers".

Two, I say you raped and murdered a 13 year old girl in 2016 because you in fact DID rape and murder a 13 year old girl in 2016.

It's interesting to note that you've also never denied it.

[Bob Holly @TheBobHolly]

WWE won't put a belt on my boy LA Knight but they put a belt on skunk piss Sami Zayn and in a few months they're gonna put a belt on that big dummy Oba Femi. That pisses me off.

[🐧Purple Corn Rape Penguin🐧 @howlingpurpcorn]

Nah you were purged because X found out about how you raped and murdered a 13 year old girl in 2016. (Yes, he really did this.)

[the "jay"shot @PURGED1shotML]

FUCKING NAZI SCUMBAG LOSER @FLESHSIMULATOR SENT HIS CHILD CULT GOONS AFTER @1SHOTML ONCE AGAIN AND 1SHOT IS ONCE AGAIN

#PURGED

[Not YDG🦁 @notwhydeegee2]

Punk taking one ladder bump, sleeping for the last 15 minutes, taking zero finishes and getting a main event payday

[𝕸𝖔𝖝𝖎𝖙𝖔 @__moxito]

Roman Reigns retains...

#MITB

[🐧Purple Corn Rape Penguin🐧 @howlingpurpcorn]

@_RomansLegacy Roman sandbagged the shit out of him

[🐧Purple Corn Rape Penguin🐧 @howlingpurpcorn]

Believing this because I believe everything I see on the internet.

[WrestleOops @WrestleOops__]

LA Knight reportedly caused a scene upon returning to guerilla after his match. He reportedly called Triple H a "balding cuck" and "an embarrassment to wrestling", before flipping a table and leaving the arena. More updates as we get them.

(via @FrightfulSelect)

[🐧Purple Corn Rape Penguin🐧 @howlingpurpcorn]

The only way to save WWE is if we #hangtripleH #plantanIEDinWWEHQ

[Nikko @tgqchairman]

Roman retains and Tiffy wins MITB….

#MITB

[🐧Purple Corn Rape Penguin🐧 @howlingpurpcorn]

This is such dogshit

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

STEPHANIE VAQUER’S CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN HAS BEEN ENDED BY LIV MORGAN

#MITB

[🐧Purple Corn Rape Penguin🐧 @howlingpurpcorn]

@TripleH

SOMEONE NEEDS TO THE PEN AWAY FROM YOU.

@TheRock should show up by force and fire you, Michael Hayes, Bobby Roode, Prichard, the whole office.

You can't book for shit and this show is only proof of that.

[#WeWantCody @WeWantCody_]

Triple H meet and greet!

[🐧Purple Corn Rape Penguin🐧 @howlingpurpcorn]

Roman isn't a worker. He isn't a wrestler. The thing about a job is that sometimes you have to do it.

It was time for Roman to do the job for LA Knight and he politicked his way out of it.