Howlingredskin

Heya/Hoya

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

>Be me
>Be Indian
>Working as head chef at upscale, four mikkaalan Staar restaurant
>Cook paneer in plastic buckets on the nicest corner in town
>Sample too much of the merchandise with my bare hands
>Need to shit
>Run to nearby restroom
>Throw open door
>Rape in progress
>ThisShitAgain.jpeg
>Step outside to relieve myself on designated shitting portion of street
>Halfway through shit an elephant comes barreling down the road
>I'm trampled underfoot
>Squash like a pancake and pop back up, semi-folded, playing notes like an out-of-tune accordion
>Stagger backwards
>Slip on my own shit like a banana peel and lose balance
>Hover in air for five seconds while I produce a sign that says "Oh no saar"
>fall into the roadway (the non-designated shitting part) and foot is crushed under a speeding, overpacked bus
>Hop on one foot before I step on a rake that someone was using to pile garbage
>Tiny little cows fly around my head as I see staars
>Twirl in a circle and fall face first into a puddle of water 2-inches deep
>Thrash in panic as I begin to drown
>My coworkers gather around to stare vacantly
>There's nothing they can do for me now
>Reach for something to pull myself out of this vast body of water
>It's a live wire
> I'm promptly shocked so hard you can see the flashing of my skeleton
>Quickly crumble into a pile of ash, my eyes blinking as if to say "can you believe my day?" before they too disintegrate

You can see this happen at any Tim Horton’s.

[They got me @______punished]

Have a Totally Nice Day everyone 🫶

[Howlingredskin @Howlingredskin]

Women will say they choose the bear but I don’t think they’ve ever eaten a weird looking mushroom and woken up with a sore ass and claw marks on their hips.

[Howlingredskin @Howlingredskin]

@DailySoyjaks

[HowlingYunioshi @HowlingYunioshi]

Patriot?

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

We will ride the slide again my brother…in agartha…

[Howlingredskin @Howlingredskin]

People always ask me about how I found out I was a pedophile. It’s hard to tell, but I think it was when my mom first showed me my baby pictures

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

libs who speak nonstop about class consciousness lining up to call HowlingMutant poor

[HowlingGlep @HowlingGlep]

Best thumbnail ive ever done for a song

[Howlingredskin @Howlingredskin]

Happy birthday big H we miss you

[kimjongennword @kimjongennword]

@_carlbeijer That nigga Yakub made my ancestors in a lab

[Howlingredskin @Howlingredskin]

@galaxygash @mcflyordieson @Howlingmutant0 @HowlingSneed Ong and this retard online doesn’t even know that we have to document all of our medical interventions and it’s a serious issue if we don’t. Neglect isn’t an option.

[Howlingredskin @Howlingredskin]

@Howlingmutant0 @HowlingSneed If you don’t start racist as a first responder you’ll become so once you wake your first nigger up from an overdose and they attack you.

[Howlingredskin @Howlingredskin]

@galaxygash @mcflyordieson @Howlingmutant0 @HowlingSneed Niggas with no experience or knowledge of the emergency system always talk the most about what they think is wrong with it

[Howlingredskin @Howlingredskin]

@mcflyordieson @galaxygash @Howlingmutant0 @HowlingSneed Dude if we neglect certain people they could die. If they die there’s an investigation and we loose our job and go to jail. I promise you nobody is neglected even when they’re actively trying to kill you 😭

[Howlingredskin @Howlingredskin]

@F1REK0NG @Howlingmutant0 @HowlingSneed Goat

[HowlingRedcoat @HowlingRedcoat]

Me thinking of more ways to get myself banned again. (I'm going to wish rape upon yet another victim.)

[Howlingredskin @Howlingredskin]

@mcflyordieson @Howlingmutant0 @HowlingSneed Almost every first responder I know is racist. It’s reality, despite our prejudice we still treat the people that hate us and hurt us with love and respect. Contrary to what you believe, making jokes online doesn’t make you a bad person irl.