HowlingRein

Wired/freak

[HowlingRein @HowlingRein]

Is there any other way to eat kosher pussy that doesn’t involve slitting her throat and bleeding her dry? The women in my town are starting to spread rumors and it’s getting herder to find a date.
I hear waiting after her period is half kosher but I ain’t half stepping.

[HowlingRein @HowlingRein]

This black I knew in middle school once said he first had sex at his elementary school and didn’t know what he was supposed to do so he just peed in her. Why the fuck was I subjected to such knowledge.

[HowlingRein @HowlingRein]

Learning other cultures not to wisen myself to the different ways of the world but to be a more effective racist.

[HowlingRein @HowlingRein]

Ordering one of these in china and then saying “Ooohrr, you hava met me ina verry americurn time of my rife.” before devouring the stupid fucking oreo chicken sandwich.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

KFC is releasing a new Oreo chicken burger

The collab features cookie-style buns, mashed potatoes covered in crushed Oreo pieces, a fried chicken fillet and launches in China on August 28

[HowlingRein @HowlingRein]

Opsec Level : Nightmare Nigger Clown from Hell.

[HowlingRein @HowlingRein]

@HowlingTerry Doing this with the top competing cow piss companies in india to scare the indians.

[HowlingRein @HowlingRein]

Time traveling but you have to drink a couple shots of my time traveling juice.

[HowlingRein @HowlingRein]

Doing black face at my wedding.

[HowlingRein @HowlingRein]

Need a phone case made from breast implants. To intertwine my two addictions for worse.

[OffGridWolf @OffGridWerewolf]

@HowlingRein Shadow integrated ✅

[HowlingRein @HowlingRein]

@OffGridWerewolf Neither have I technically, I’m an angler myself but I’ve known people who hunt and give me some of their goods to taste.

[HowlingRein @HowlingRein]

@snow_frog8 Fish with no teeth so I can get some head.

[HowlingRein @HowlingRein]

@OffGridWerewolf I once had a had some deer run beside me at night on the way to the airport and one of the juveniles ran into my car and it got tripped up. It survived as not a head on collision but they truly are suicidal. Or maybe they’re just such brave creatures like I wish to be one day.

[HowlingRein @HowlingRein]

@BillCrosbyfl I once asked a female Cow-worker out and early on in our date I said she should smile more right before entering the slaughterhouse. Let’s just say i didn’t get laid that night.

[HowlingRein @HowlingRein]

Yo, why don’t cows be giving each other head?

[HowlingRein @HowlingRein]

Cumming in my, My Little Howlers cum jar.

[HowlingRein @HowlingRein]

The way the teeth in her pussy grip. Mmmpph.

[HowlingRein @HowlingRein]

The Chuck E Cheese rat is sucking dick in the back you just have to ask.

[HowlingRein @HowlingRein]

Fishing in lingerie so the local wildlife officers are distracted and don’t ask me for the fishing license which I don’t have.