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☀️ apollo / mainframe (exe) ✨ 27 ✨ he/him ✨ sometimes i create hexes. sometimes curses. depends.

[✨ @howlingwraiths]

putting up some pokemon + general creature designs up for sale to fundraise for a gazan family, feel free to reply here or on toyhouse if you're interested #pokemon #adopts

https://t.co/Ja6W6GXOmf

[Dan Diamond @ddiamond]

Amazing kicker in the NYT’s list of the 100 Best Restaurants in NYC @ligayamishan

[Bonphia 🐱🏖️ @Bonphia]

GLAD0S STRAIGHT UP JUST DISCONNECTED MY GAME???? 💔

[NaCl @na__chloridee_]

#silksong
Two sentinels

[🪼 | 팔4 @Sunmk_S2]

벌레라라.. 굿즈 스포

[Lana the Bug 🪲💕 @lanabeesfw]

You can see her combining her web with the sand to create sand bricks that she can easily remove to make the den deeper!! So cool
I narrated everything she’s doing in case you were curious!

[벌.굿.만 🤍 벌레 굿즈 만들고시퍼 @iwant_tm_merch]

[RT🤍]
🖤#할로우나이트 가면 메탈 카라비너 수요조사가 열렸습니다!!

수요조사 결과에 따라 가격 및 수량이 결정되오니 꼭 구매를 희망하시는 분만 참여 바랍니다!

⏰~2026.05.12
🔗https://t.co/ESrnpyThPm
타래로 동영상을 첨부합니다!!

[Murry @murrybvv]

#rainworld made this image for fun🥺 I didn’t really bother to look over it sorry if it looks weird I’m tired too

[大狐帝国史官邹智萱（笔名段歌文） @Rococo90933671]

🇬🇧食物：

其最可怕的地方不是难吃，是它吃起来像这个国家曾经殖民半个世界，最后却决定什么香料都不要带回家。

炸鱼薯条本来是能赢的，鱼炸得酥、薯条热呼呼，其实不差。 结果他们一个操作猛如虎，最后端出来一盘 beige 色系的人生低潮：鱼是黄的，薯条是黄的，盘子是白的，豆子是泥状的，整个画面像雾都伦敦把味觉也顺便雾化了。

英式早餐更妙，叫 full English breakfast，听起来像皇室御膳，实际上是「冰箱里所有东西都被煎了一遍」。 香肠、培根、蛋、番茄、蘑菇、吐司、豆子，全部各自为政，像联合国开会，没有人在听别人讲话。 尤其那个茄汁豆，硬要出现在早餐盘上，像一个没有被邀请但坚持坐主桌的亲戚。

英国的派也很有哲学。 外面一层皮，里面一坨谜。 你问是牛肉派、鸡肉派、肾脏派，吃起来都像同一间寄宿学校的午餐回忆。 咬下去第一秒是面皮，第二秒是烫，第三秒开始怀疑自己是不是欠大英帝国什么。

最狠的是他们对蔬菜的处理。 别的国家是烤、炒、炖、拌，英国是「煮到它放弃抵抗」。 花椰菜原本是植物，煮完像一份道歉声明。 红萝卜失去灵魂，马铃薯失去尊严，豌豆变成泥之后看起来像有人把草地打成了副食品。

但你说英国食物完全没救吗？ 也不是。 它有一种奇特的诚实。 它不骗你，不假装自己很精致，不搞什么层次、火候、镬气。 它就是一盘饭菜放在你面前，冷静地告诉你：人生很苦，天气很烂，吃完去上班。

所以英国菜的核心不是美食，是生存。 法国菜追求浪漫，义大利菜追求热情，中华料理追求镬气，日本料理追求季节，英国菜追求的是：今天有热量，感谢主。

最后一句话总结：英国食物不是难吃，它是把「没有期待就不会受伤」做成了一套饮食文化。

[zugzwung ukigumo @bodenlosig]

Just read someone from the late Ming (1560s) trying to cheer up a comrade saying that “in the future, they’ll look on our time like the Three Dynasties [the golden age]”. Sorry but none of us think that about you. We all think your time was pretty much the worst ever.

[triangle @mumagi]

i like how hornet's dynamic with vog reads as her catching a little bit of a crush while vog won't give her the time of day it's very charming

[triangle @mumagi]

hornet: [internally] she's a flea... AND a proud warrior. control yourself hornet. this behaviour is unseemly
vog, apropos of nothing: i don't want you
hornet: very well.

[Dak @DakKhuza]

@rawsteak22 @tartagliare I can't speak for others but I don't like gabv1el because I hate Gabriel lol, v1 deserves a better partner than a whiny manchild

[✨ @howlingwraiths]

@summertwilights of course millie, i'm really relieved to hear about his progress and i'm glad the sleep helped 🫂

[✨ @howlingwraiths]

@summertwilights i'm sorry, i really hope you can get some sleep millie... you're not awful at all and it was completely out of your hands, just an inconsiderate person who could have run you over too and a bad accident

[✨ @howlingwraiths]

@summertwilights it was just a terrible accident millie, like you had him in a harness and everything, it isn't your fault that he managed to figure his way out of it... cats are good at wiggling out of things, you can't anticipate everything they do and that's not a failing of you

[lilybwees 🐝🪫 @lilybwees]

if your friend only scores a 4 for autism on the horse girl test but it took him two hours to complete because he was stressing about the minutiae of each question what does this say about him please discuss

[PokéJungle 🌱 Pokémon news for games, merch & more @pokejungle]

It gets better — the flames are magnetic and can be freely added or removed! 🔥

[PokéJungle 🌱 Pokémon news for games, merch & more @pokejungle]

Cyndaquil and Quilava goods will be releasing in China later this week! Line includes a Cyndaquil plushie, plush pen holder, Quilava wrist rest and more 🔥

[알마플러스 @ALMAPLUS_]

#RWArtMonth
Day21 Iterators

[EteRnaL_F1re @Alins_Chaldea]

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