Halston.

this ain’t no goddamn country club

[Echoes of War @EchoesofWarYT]

The Founding Fathers could probably out party you

[Echoes of War @EchoesofWarYT]

George Washington bred his own pack of hunting dogs and named them like a man with zero supervision. We're talking Sweet Lips, Tipsy, Tipler, Drunkard, and one named Vulcan who was so big a kid could ride him like a pony. Vulcan once stole an entire ham straight off the dinner table and bolted to the kennels. The General just laughed while Martha sat there furious.

But the dogs were only half of it. The man could DANCE. In 1779 he partnered with Kitty Greene at a ball and the two of them danced for over three hours straight without sitting down once. People at the time said he was actually elite at it. He called it "so agreeable and innocent an amusement."

And in his final years his big retirement hobby was building a whiskey distillery. Not a little hobby still either. By 1799 it was the largest distillery in America, cranking out 11,000 gallons a year.

So the real George Washington: breeds hunting dogs with names like Drunkard, dances for three hours straight, runs the biggest whiskey operation in the country. Founding Father behavior.

[pika capital @pikacap]

I’ll do 2 mich ultras, arigato bartender-san 🙏

[autist @litteralyme0]

How I feel after saying “konnichiwa” to the Latina waitress at the Chinese restaurant

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[New York Post @nypost]

Iran's disfigured, 'probably gay,' supreme leader agrees to direct talks with US, could start this weekend https://t.co/RnG9m1x0eT

[Silly Little Guy @Czar_Of_Silly]

This is how I was introduced to geopolitics btw

[New Mentalities @NewMentalities]

EVERY WORST-CASE YOU'VE EVER PICTURED PROVES YOU HAVE THE IMAGINATION TO PICTURE THE BEST ONE TOO

[Epic Wallpapers @Epicartworks]

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[Fight Pics That Go Hard @fightpicsgohard]

Justin Gaethje (2026)

[Hold The Mayo @snowlikejonn]

Staring down the actual Declaration of Independence before stepping into the octagon as an underdog to beat the piss out of an undefeated fighter in front of the world is an extraordinary level of legendary

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

Japan is America's greatest ally

[tireless @Iwillnotdrink]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE PARAGUAY IS

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

You know it was a bad day at work when you get home and your phone battery is still at 95%