how may we hate you?

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"face face" / we know literally everything - GUEST: Where is face store? CONCIERGE: I’m sorry? GUEST:... http://t.co/wcuI9JIAAb

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Are you a concierge in the Cleveland area? - Would you want to anonymously dish on RNC shenanigans? Total... https://t.co/H8CftzNJ9j

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🎶 penguinrandomhouse: We talked to the folks behind @howmaywehateyoublog about the hospitality... https://t.co/DZvIigJ50n

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The New York Post... likes us? “Inn-sufferable.” - Check out some of our great press from this Sunday’s... https://t.co/KByFnIT9tI

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Our book comes out TOMORROW! Come celebrate with us! - Hi everyone. Thank you for continuing to read us th... https://t.co/uPApk8hRrH

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If you need me, I’ll be over here banging my head against a wall forever. - GUEST: Can you get me a boat... https://t.co/85HTC6O6ui

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“The Head of NeNe Leakes on a platter, please.” - Back in the fall, the NeNe Leakes from “The Real... https://t.co/qFipnCB0z2

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One Week Away... - In just one week our book is released. You can buy it here:... https://t.co/SCD7CpqFUb

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Here’s a special preview inside of our book! - Over the next few days we’ll be releasing some previews... https://t.co/JgbDdM8Us2

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G-g-g-g-ghosts? - GUEST: I really don’t mean to be a problem, but I think there’s something odd in my... https://t.co/hCG8F8D2HJ

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We do have a rule. The rule is “Don’t.” - (A guest calls.) GUEST: Good afternoon. I’ll be staying there in... https://t.co/pERsuvRrdD

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Ah, yes! You’re The Esteemed Count Von Hamburglar-McNuggets! - (A guest approaches the front desk.) GUEST:... https://t.co/fz0BPnYfib

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The longterm side effects of sniffing glue made apparent: - GUEST: Excuse me. I’d like to report illegal... https://t.co/rfvRP8pQNH

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The Capital Hotel in Little Rock is the Best Hotel in the World - We recently stayed for two nights in the... https://t.co/SADwri8Sqf

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This is one for our friends who work in the airline industry. - I was walking through the airport at... https://t.co/7rb8HFt3FS

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Are you near Little Rock? Come see us LIVE! - For any readers in Arkansas, come see us LIVE at the... https://t.co/WJwmihxP5j

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I’m a terrible co-worker. - (I’m standing behind my desk in a suit. I have a name tag on. There’s a sign... https://t.co/QGeb6ZynJZ

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Why don’t you find out? - GUEST: Is it alright to flush the toilets in the hotel while sitting on them or... https://t.co/NPv1888ufj

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I say tomayto, you say tomahto. But the thing is? You’re wrong. - GUEST: I bought this salad at your... https://t.co/X7Rs6b3CZ8