A Florida Man tried to get out of a speeding ticket by blaming Vladimir Putin: “To tell you the truth, ok, I just found out that Putin just said he’s going to launch nuclear thermal war against the world, and I was trying to get back to my house.”
You know who was fat, dark skin and poor? Biggie Smalls. He didn’t tweet about it, he made the change from a common thief to up close and personal with Robin Leach. We losing recipes.