Corey J 𖤐

I’ve seen a pickle walk backwards faster than a turtle can jump up

[Corey J 𖤐 @howthedogschill]

Noah woke up w a fever and I can’t go back to sleep so I decided to torture myself by going back in my tweets.

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

[Corey J 𖤐 @howthedogschill]

How bad did it hurt?

I considered going to church to feel anything at all.

[Corey J 𖤐 @howthedogschill]

@CenterPoint Haven’t seen a single centerpoint truck in Pasadena

[Corey J 𖤐 @howthedogschill]

Cowards

[Jarrad Clark @JarradTX]

Perish

[Corey J 𖤐 @howthedogschill]

Currently spiraling

[Corey J 𖤐 @howthedogschill]

She left me on read, she must want me to come see her in person

[Corey J 𖤐 @howthedogschill]

@toxichoodboys Nah she’s gonna read it any minute now

[toxic king @toxicking]

Jealousy hit different when y’all not even dating

[stink pantheress @swirlgirlxo]

how it feels to reach out first

[Corey J 𖤐 @howthedogschill]

I just wanna sit here and be sad but that’s impossible when you have kids.

[Corey J 𖤐 @howthedogschill]

I need an AI generated grocery list. Grocery shopping sucks

[Corey J 𖤐 @howthedogschill]

Playing Switch, listening to music, and tv on all the same time so there’s no way for my thoughts to creep in

[trash jones @jzux]

they should invent a pill that makes you stop missing someone

[Corey J 𖤐 @howthedogschill]

Just yelled “why the fuck do I keep falling down the mountain?!” While playing Zelda during my meeting. While unmuted. Today is gonna be great.

[Corey J 𖤐 @howthedogschill]

Arguing with my 5 year old that believe it or not, it’s my turn to use the Switch

[Corey J 𖤐 @howthedogschill]

All fb is anymore is just ads and pages I don’t follow.

[Corey J 𖤐 @howthedogschill]

I go through this weird phase of not opening twitter then I start just sharing my every thought, so I’ll be here for probably a couple of days

[Corey J 𖤐 @howthedogschill]

I have no idea why I haven’t been listening to The Descendants this whole time