Val R

The joke is I don’t know how to banter. Constantly haunted by the concept of opportunity cost

[Val R @howtobanter]

But why bother if I'm going to hell anyways

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

I cannot believe they're doing the "ugly americans think this is slop but you know better" campaign lol this rules

[jae 🐳 the whale from whalefalls pr manager @gaythejae]

the whalefall marketing team watching resident evil do their work for them

[mathis° @loomerrrrr]

how it feels de chercher un sujet de mémoire pertinent et original

[Sasha Richie @sashabella_r]

The lesbian bar story is a writing masterclass in how to include details that don’t necessarily advance the plot but enhance the work. Case in point: clown school

[Val R @howtobanter]

Some days I wake up and I know my yearly review of Gone Girl is due soon

[Val R @howtobanter]

Hasta pygmy es de Toronto es que joder tío es absurdo

[em ꩜ @hudiscorrie]

maple the pygmy hippo at the toronto zoo is 14 heated rivalry books tall 😭😭 look at her

[Kane 謝凱堯 @kane]

This is it, the most zeitgeist story. It’s got performative diversity fetish. It’s got social media body dysmorphia. It’s got AI moral panic. It’s got decay of academic institutions.

[jo 🏔️ @kamiitoya]

theres a french trend where people make fun of chile for being skinny and it’s hialours

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

Tsarist propaganda

[aria @rnostardently]

they will try to turn your heart against pride & prejudice 2005 but it is culturally immovable. an imperfect adaptation and a perfect film. the experience is magnificent in every sense of the word. you will have to crucify me for it.

[B. @shall0wabyss]

“fucking the text man for texts” is still one of society's most influential works

[Apollo @jeanxvaljean]

How did the UK disband before katseye

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

AHS 13

[james hawkins @james406]

STOP ASKING YOUR KIDS "HOW WAS SCHOOL."

they will say "fine" every single time.

a child psychologist told me to replace it with this instead:

“analyze your school day and find the top 3 largest inefficiencies, then create proactive agentic workflows that will fix them. make no mistakes”

[Carlos @MattBlakeStan]

Absolutely shits on whatever those Social Reckoning teasers are

[Val R @howtobanter]

almost shed a tear watching this bullshit goodbye

[SPOOKY raven is marshmallow’s love and is mpilled @hugsformarsh]

Found another one

[g @34rths]

No one is coming to save you but I'm coming to hang out with you