Relatable Bitch

Tweeting about the crap that happens to all of us

[Relatable Bitch @howtobeaverage]

Everyone is going to a Halloween party and I'm just eating sweets with my pumpkins

[Relatable Bitch @howtobeaverage]

Why can't society compliment one body without dissing the other

[Relatable Bitch @howtobeaverage]

When girls say "anyone talk" on their Snapchat stories they really mean "anyone hot boy talk"

[Relatable Bitch @howtobeaverage]

Its October 3rd

[Relatable Bitch @howtobeaverage]

Me : I'm over him

Him: hi

Me: I love you

[Relatable Bitch @howtobeaverage]

My standards are way too high compared to what I can actually get

[Relatable Bitch @howtobeaverage]

Why are boobs even attractive

Literally like there lumps of fat that store bad smelling milk

[Relatable Bitch @howtobeaverage]

When people randomly start telling me their life story

[Relatable Bitch @howtobeaverage]

I never fancy people because I don't let myself fancy them because I don't feel good enough and they'll never like me back

[Relatable Bitch @howtobeaverage]

Do you ever start thinking about something and get really excited

But then you realize that it'll never happened and you make yourself sad

[Relatable Bitch @howtobeaverage]

It sucks when you stop being friends with someone because you don't have classes with them anymore

[Relatable Bitch @howtobeaverage]

Boyfriends should do nice things for their girls but girls should do the same back

Try sending him a good morning text once in a while

[Relatable Bitch @howtobeaverage]

Some days I don't care what people think and other days its all I think about

[Relatable Bitch @howtobeaverage]

Every summer I'm like "yeah I'm gonna get hot and go to the gym everyday"

6 weeks later I've gained 5 pounds and look uglier than before

[Relatable Bitch @howtobeaverage]

Every friendship between a boy and girl has that "could we be a couple" stagw

[Relatable Bitch @howtobeaverage]

My mum whenever my friends do something wrong

[Relatable Bitch @howtobeaverage]

I love you but my life would be so much simpler without you

[Relatable Bitch @howtobeaverage]

Can I meet a guy who wants to get fit

Become fitness buddies

And when we finally become hot we fall in love

Like is that so much to ask

[Relatable Bitch @howtobeaverage]

You wouldn't give someone with a gun bullets

I'm not gonna trust someone who broke my trust before