Tanya

Navigating the dating world one f-boy atta time.

[Tanya @howtobehopeless]

"if u are fat show ure fat" I'm wheezing. 😂😭

[Tanya @howtobehopeless]

How ironic to start my period on mother's day 🌊

[Tanya @howtobehopeless]

How many of you were judging Grimes for being Elon's baby mama but are now sliding into Bill's DM's.... be honest 😆

[Tanya @howtobehopeless]

@Fran4evabumblin Initial phone dates are my favorite, meeting in-person too quickly is usually disappointing because I haven't spent enough time talking to know if we are on the same page. It leads to miscommunication and expectations.

[Tanya @howtobehopeless]

If there is a urinal in any of your dating profile pictures that's a no for me.

[Tanya @howtobehopeless]

This was followed by 4 more pictures of his nipple all in a different colour

[Tanya @howtobehopeless]

An IG feature that only shows you models above a certain dress size. 😌

[Tanya @howtobehopeless]

Hi quick question, when dating is allowed I will resign the awkward initial greeting hug and instead use a firm handshake to initiate human intimacy. Or is touching generally considered taboo? I just don't understand hugging a stranger at this point lol.

[Tanya @howtobehopeless]

Drew really knows how to woo a girl with an opening line

[Tanya @howtobehopeless]

@OfficialRezz I've seen you live once in my life in Toronto and honestly it was one of the best shows I ever been to. Can't wait to see you again one day! 💖

[Tanya @howtobehopeless]

@Chaarlie0106 Just started today after many failed attempts over the last few months. Aiming for at least 25lbs to lose, we got this! 😤💪

[Tanya @howtobehopeless]

Some guy from last summer reappeared and annoyed me b/c I told him I'm fat now so I might not be his type anymore he asked for pictures (UGH) I got so mad I decided to finish a 40 min workout. Finally taking charge of my health. ✨

[Tanya @howtobehopeless]

Times is tough then you are reaching out to a person you intended to rent a room from 5 years ago but didn't show up to the viewing.

[Tanya @howtobehopeless]

Minimum wage in the city of Toronto should be $18/h realistically #Toronto #livingwage #itjustmakessense

[Tanya @howtobehopeless]

Hi your friendly neighborhood whore here, just wanted to say the last phone date I had ended with him playing acoustic guitar and singing on speaker phone and I'm ashamed I did not just hang up on him right there because I'm too nice. Disgust reacts only.

[Tanya @howtobehopeless]

Dog people, man.....

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*him telling me how tall he is*

Me: "I could climb you like a tree 😝"
Him: "If I LET you"

Damn just tryna flirt king but go off 😂

[Tanya @howtobehopeless]

I make myself laugh

[Tanya @howtobehopeless]

Train guys are the male equivalent to horse girls

[Tanya @howtobehopeless]

If he says "respect yourself" in his dating profile run sis