ms chungus

I am the bane of my existence

[ms chungus @HowwyT]

caramel apple leaf

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that the United States Women's National Soccer Team has won 4 World Cups.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Everyone should be extremely concerned that birthright citizenship was 5-4 and not unanimous.

[SKI @skiistiredasf]

4 college graduates,
3 Masters degrees
1 Doctorate,
2 law degrees
3 Ivy League educations

All in one photo.

Oh and their husbands are in the photo too

[Andrew @railginshot]

Tonight we let the Pig speak

[Zak Yudhishthu @zyudhishthu]

Can’t believe they put a landlord special on the Schlitz logo

[All-bones Jones💀Skeleton Vtuber @AllbonesJones]

this is why they say "never look a gift horse in the mouth" btw, it was considered rude to check the age of a horse you were gifted

[ms chungus @HowwyT]

We need to start giving people only one bless you A DAY

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

Wisconsin elections:

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[ms chungus @HowwyT]

You have to cancel all your plans for the entire day if you plan to get your oil changed at a dealership’s quick lane

[Grillmaster Nehmdawghausen 🍉 @nehmdoge]

This city is so beautiful when you don’t have a loser from Waukesha in your ear saying “Milwaukee sucks because there’s a larger minority population than I’m used to”

[sigh ‎ ‎ ‎ ⊹ swoon @sighswoon]

I used to feel this way because I grew up in Los angeles and felt it was a tourist trap situation but then I lived by Maru in Los Feliz for a couple years and that place always has a line and I work from home and I realized it’s such a fun social activity even if you don’t speak to anyone. It’s like micro-dosing Disneyland. Long queue with a treat at the end, with a handful of random people all at the same place at the same time for the same reason. It became a sweet break in my solo work day to do this. There’s something beautiful about lines to me now

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

if you’re 32-39, you’re only in season 1 of Sex and the City…

[Jab @jsndve]

@dumbandfunn they can never make me hate you Carrie Bradshaw as awful but complex as you are

[Giannis Antetokounmpo @Giannis_An34]

Legends don’t chase. They attract 💯😎

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: Philadelphia just drew a hard line on ICE. They have INTRODUCED legislation to rein in ICE.

- Agents can’t wear masks
- Must show ID
- Judicial warrants only
- Assault a bystander → arrested

This is what accountability looks like. This isn’t law yet, but it’s the blueprint. Pass it. Enforce it. Take it nationwide.

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but…

If agents can pull a legal firearm from your holster, then open fire on you because you had a firearm…

Then no one actually has the right to conceal carry.

[aly кішка! ✙ @mexic0la_]

The guy who yelled at Trump today received more punishment than the actual pedophile

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

If Obama did this they would have been publishing books about it within a month