Thomas Hoyla

I wake up every morning and I piss excellence

Stuart FL

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When you tell your sister to shut up for coughing when she's really choking on a pretzel...

[Thomas Hoyla @hoyla_thomas]

😴😴😴

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Today's gonna be one of those days where I fall asleep in every class

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You know you're tired when your eyes start burning and everything feels like it's shutting down

[Thomas Hoyla @hoyla_thomas]

Never be the second option

[Thomas Hoyla @hoyla_thomas]

Homework makes me wanna cry

[Cause We're American @CW_America]

I am an American 🇺🇸

[Thomas Hoyla @hoyla_thomas]

You literally do not care about me at all unless you want something

[Freestyle Raps @FreestyIeRaps]

Mac Millers first ever recorded freestyle 🔥 http://t.co/aB9Ye5P8TA

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Love this feeling

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@SWindecker naw

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First time at chipotle in a month...#withdrawls

[Alexander Madden @alexndermm]

Is every good tweet "no longer available"

[Miss Säss👑 @brinaburgos]

I woke up singing Hannah Montana..

[Thomas Hoyla @hoyla_thomas]

I consider myself asleep