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the sludge is too powerful. i block you = you own me

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girl from another semester complimented my outfit on friday and i smile like a dumbass every time i remember

[micher @XavierBasedFan]

gn

[quanxi🇦🇷 @1deathdouspart]

siempre me hace cagar de risa

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@Ailuroticism 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 probably🤔🤔🤔🤔

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i might have terrible taste in anime porn

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i would wear this

[Rosco | 👞❤️ @RoscoTheChamp]

haven’t gone to my own state fair in years but my friends wanted to hit the minnesota one while we were here and within 10 minutes of entering the fair grounds I see this

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i would eat this

[Sports Scran @SportScran]

Fatty bread with lard and onions at Ujpest FC

🇭🇺 450 forint (£1)

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honoring my @ today (i threw up)

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yosuke mizoe you gay af

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#NotMe i watched yugioh and bakugan on yhe tv. but also i was like 6

[alyssa @straydoglullaby]

ur first anime will always be some bs like blend s

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like i have already read most of them but i want them on my shelf … but maybe now is not the time ….. i need to pay tuition .. and buy books for uni.. critical hit to my wallet …!!!

[dan @emetoaotsuki]

semi-related but if anyone knows if any mexican publisher has picked up Harada’s works please lmk i can’t keep paying to get them from Spain (that’s like 4x the price of regular manga). i love her but i’m kinda tight on money…..i really want yatamomo though…

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el concepto de querer una tarjeta de cuidado con el perro y q encima te la rechazen

[Spartan Geek IA @SpartanGeekTV]

Acabo de vivir una de las experiencias más absurdas en @CCPerro (cuidado con el perro)
Soy cliente frecuente, tengo un excelente historial crediticio, líneas superiores y pagos puntuales. Hoy, por primera vez, se me ocurrió solicitar su tarjeta departamental.

Resultado: RECHAZADO.

¿La razón? El sistema decidió que no cumplo con “el perfil”. Al parecer tener solvencia, buen Buró y años manejando crédito responsablemente no es suficiente… o quizá ya estoy demasiado viejo para ser el cliente que buscan. 😂

Qué curioso: soy suficientemente buen cliente para dejarles mi dinero, pero aparentemente no suficientemente bueno para tener su tarjeta.

Excelente manera de hacer sentir valorado a un cliente. 👏

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@Ailuroticism #Relatable

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i need to start replying to peoples tweets or my account will be suppressed forever. but im awkward as fuck