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[Helen @HP24680]

Blown off/on course by the storm @Lostfootballs

[Helen @HP24680]

There was only one Wordle start word I could use today! #BeastModeON #COYB @wwfcofficial

[michael chakraverty 🍉 @mschakraverty]

sometimes I get really sad about the pandemic. so much has been lost, hasn’t it? the nostalgia for two years ago is bloody painful.

[Helen @HP24680]

@wwfcofficial Put this on a T-shirt please: Eat, drink, score last minute winners, sleep, repeat

[Helen @HP24680]

@wwfcofficial @wwfctickets @SkyBetLeagueOne @CTFCofficial Please could someone look at the website? The seating plan isn’t displaying so you can’t select your seat and complete the transaction!

[Helen @HP24680]

@C64Reloaded This would be a great Christmas present for my husband! How can I buy one?

[Helen @HP24680]

@curryspcworld You take my money but don’t tell me there is a problem with my order. But if I order again, as a ‘goodwill gesture’ I have to contact you after delivery of my item to get £10. AND the refund will take 5-7 days??? 2/2

[Helen @HP24680]

@curryspcworld please could you explain how the night before my fridge freezer is due to be delivered, I contact you for more details on the delivery slot and am told there was a “technical glitch” and I have to order it again? 1/2

[Helen @HP24680]

After several ‘no answers’ for check in & chat, today I’ve finally spoken to someone who is isolating. Typical Brits, the conversation was mostly about the weather! Lovely to be able to help #NHSVolunteerResponder

[RNLI @RNLI]

We’re working as quickly as possible to roll out our lifeguard service, starting with key beaches in England this weekend. But our Chief Executive, Mark Dowie, has written this open letter as we ask for help to manage an impossible situation.

[Royal Voluntary Service @RoyalVolService]

It's so important that we raise awareness about this. NHS staff, pharmacists, local authorities etc. are now available to refer vulnerable people to #NHSVolunteerResponders. Please RT to help spread the message 🙌

[Helen @HP24680]

A birthday on lockdown got a whole lot better with this surprise delivery! #bearsbrownies

[Helen @HP24680]

@theguyliner How about this? https://t.co/8bT7C0kJD8

[AC Junior @AC_Junior72]

Samuel L. Jackson presents "Stay The F*ck At Home."
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#StayTheFHome #StayAtHome #samuelljackson #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse #StayTheFuckAtHome #QuarantineLife

[Helen @HP24680]

@wwfcofficial London

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Went to cinema yest for 8:45pm showing, but it was 9:17 before the film actually started.

CINEMAS we pay to see films! Fine show 5/10min of ads & trailers, but this inflation to 33mins isn't on. Either cut pre-screening times, or tell us actual start times too.

RT if u agree.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The “do not approach me I’m about to go home” procedure:

-Stand behind/lean uncomfortably over office chair
-Place hand on computer mouse, click angrily
-Whisper “come on” at monitor
-Frown and pretend you’re late for something important
-Rush out of door, go home, watch telly

[Helen @HP24680]

@bluntphil unexpectedly listening to the match due to the M4 closure this weekend. COYB!

[Dublin Fire Brigade @DubFireBrigade]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
We have the tools,
To rescue you.

Enjoy your #ValentinesDay, keep the keys handy and remember to blow out your candles before going to sleep.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In the late 18th century, "you are a thief and a murderer and you have killed a baboon and stolen his face" was a common phrase used to express contempt for someone.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

A zoo in Texas has introduced a rather different Valentine's package this year. For a small fee, they will name a cockroach after your ex and feed it to a meerkat.