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@MHFZZEnjoyer If we're lucky we might get an actual video game

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@MentisWave The reason DOGE failed is because it assumed you could cure a parasitic infection without killing the parasite.

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@LeopoldG0tze @trad_west_ I'm pretty confident in my assesment, but I don't think you're wrong either. There's some "main character" complexes fueling some of it for sure.

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@LeopoldG0tze @trad_west_ I think its because online athiests are all western libs who assosciate Christianity with evil whitey and angst from that one time dad made them wear a button-up shirt to Sunday service.

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@MariaGraceVT I've yet to meet this "anti-abortion, pro-deadbeat father" archetype they speak of.

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@Iheilhoppe1 Must be stored in a locker when not in use

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@Qingyi_Chud "I want a dog!"

"Here's this mangy coyote I found drinking motor oil underneath truck. ...what? You said you wanted a dog!"

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@sm4ckmyb1tchup Genuine cattle. He has the glazed over stare of a sheep.

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@gregfondler It doesn't help that the grand majority of kids spaces have been usurped by adults my age who refuse to give up their childhood.

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@DAKKADAKKA1 Also the amount of old farts who would use markers on them like a normal whiteboard and fuck up the screen.

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@xtrasprays2 Star Wars background character.

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@CircusSSCaine Everyone I know who got vaxxed caught COVID right after despite going full NEET through lockdown. while I did deliveries every day and didn't catch it once.

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@Absolunar

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@MeltingSnowBro Also worth noting that humans, unlike most predators, don't use their teeth as weapons.

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It's green boy summer, homos.
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@haruna_in_sen I miss EVOLVE so much. It was such a great game, and I'd still call it one of my all-time favorites.

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@JadeAtrophis Grok fill her head with kool-aid pineapples.

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@Griot2325 If you're still repping communism past your ironic 14 year old dank meme phase they should just snip your nuts off.

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When you're in a lobby you see that frenzy status you just know that retard is gonna triple cart in the first 3 minutes.

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@SweetfmthCircus This is hard to watch. It's like trying to explain Maslow's hierarchy of needs to a pair of house pets.