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[Keir Crispy||Investor £630pm pip📊 @KeirPIPreceiver]

Should diagnose himself some fucking mates

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

Me and the lads getting ready to let 11 strangers, who earn £100k a week to kick a ball, dictate our mental health for the next 9 months.

[PBZ @PyBarz]

If I went on holiday to Bahamas with Rihanna but didn’t smash, can the man who beat Sonia from Eastenders in a hostel style on me?

[Jdab @JDabz87]

Jimmy Butler Minnesota practice story first ballot HOF 😂

[Douglas Luiz @dgoficial]

I just came here to find out if @rioferdy5 is okay?

[✨🧚🏾‍♀️𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕪𝕪𝕍𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕖🧚🏾‍♀️✨ @SincerlyHoney_]

This is they type of shit I wanna see when they say " look "

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

looney tunes ass injury

[Aston Villa @AstonVilla]

Argentina since @EmiMartinezz1 made his international debut on June 3, 2021:

🏆 2021 Copa América winners
🏆 2022 Finalissima winners
🏆 2022 World Cup winners

We are so proud of you, Emi. 👏

[Arsenal Academy @ArsenalAcademy]

All the best with Portsmouth, Zak ❤️

https://t.co/SNLqKOanpM

[Nitty John @chat2john_]

Oh my days 😂😂😂

[Haley OC @MILFWEEED]

the masculine urge to sit on the toilet and disassociate for 45 minutes

[H @hparish97]

This one cuts deep 😩

[Manchester City @ManCity]

HE'S HERE!

We are delighted to announce the signing of @JackGrealish on a six-year deal.

Welcome to City, Jack! 💙

🔷 #ManCity | https://t.co/axa0klD5re

[O. @Omari1F]

This booking in advance stuff does not suit the life of the spontaneous & indecisive

[H @hparish97]

Should just give us the league now

[Premier League @premierleague]

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SEVEN!

Simply incredible from Aston Villa 🤩

#AVLLIV

[Arsenal Academy @ArsenalAcademy]

Zak Swanson has joined Dutch side MVV Maastricht on loan for the 2020/21 season.

Good luck, Zak! 😄

https://t.co/DemuDWpeBz

[Chrisjen Avasarala @VizyLawrence]

Y’all. Hit translate on this tweet!

[lou @lou_tredaway]

Not getting a trim before lockdown was one of the poorest decisions I've made in my life

[H @hparish97]

Easy win🥱

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

FT! Aston Villa 2-1 Leicester City (3-2 agg).

#AVFC book their place in this year's #CarabaoCup final!

Live: https://t.co/56pLb49nFb

#AVLLEI #bbcfootball