Heath Parton

Bengals Reds. Married to my best friend

[Heath Parton @hparton98]

My MVP, My Goat 🐐 #BornToBaseball

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Cincinnati Reds. We were #BornToBaseball.

[Heath Parton @hparton98]

@johnrivers131 Gotta be trolling my boy

[Heath Parton @hparton98]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[year 24 @johnrivers131]

NFC has better teams

[Heath Parton @hparton98]

@ChrisPhillipsWx Kenton county getting missed?

[Heath Parton @hparton98]

@Real10jayy__ @ochocinco Cmon 85 you need to be better.

[Heath Parton @hparton98]

Holy shit throwing straight fire

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Ben Joyce, 103mph ⛽️🔥

The Volunteer Fireman. 🚒

[Heath Parton @hparton98]

Very content.

[Ray @_WhoDeyRay]

We ok now, Bengals Twitter?

[Heath Parton @hparton98]

That’s what the fuck I’m talking bout

[Marisa Contipelli @M_Contipelli]

Just spoke with La'el Collins who told me the first thing he said to Joe Burrow: "Your new bodyguard is in town, no one's touching you."

[Heath Parton @hparton98]

Fuck yeah bro

[Geoff Hobson @GeoffHobsonCin]

Burrow texted Collins, got a deal??? “I said, “yeah, your new bodyguard is in town.”

[Albert Breer @AlbertBreer]

To punctuate the Bengals' recruiting pitch, Joe Burrow had La'El Collins over to his house on Friday night, along with Ted Karras, Alex Cappa and Hayden Hurst, and their wives/girlfriends, I'm told.

So Burrow's a pretty good closer on multiple fronts for Cincinnati.

[Heath Parton @hparton98]

Correct

[Goodberry Variant @BuffOnTheBrain]

Finally. I’m happy for my Bengals fans friends to have some sanity and my timeline some normalcy, which isn’t technically “normal”.

But now the Bengals have an offensive line and this is why the rest of the AFC stocked up.

[Heath Parton @hparton98]

Let’s fucking go

[Heath Parton @hparton98]

Someday I’ll be special. Can’t wait to get tf out here. Nothing in this state for me.

[Heath Parton @hparton98]

@sooperjordan Glad to know u blessed to be a Cats fan could be a whole lot worse.

[Heath Parton @hparton98]

@sooperjordan Way better than mine.

[Heath Parton @hparton98]

WhoDey Big Fella!!!! Let’s go

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

Let’s get it, @haydenrhurst!

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

Let’s get it, @haydenrhurst!

[Heath Parton @hparton98]

@LoganHirth @Di11on_ He got Petered. At least he was in the tournament. I can’t talk shit

[Heath Parton @hparton98]

@Di11on_ @LoganHirth You have to be the funniest mf on Twitter. Welcome back. Was sad to see you gone last night and this morning.

[Heath Parton @hparton98]

@Di11on_ @LoganHirth Worry about your own teams, Sad Lance Ware Fan.