ham

she/her

[ham @hpattz]

this was the picture

[ham @hpattz]

my favourite part of christmas was when, in an attempt to cheer her up, I showed my grandma a picture of sloan to which she replied, well I don’t love the look of her coat but she seems okay

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

TW: Police released bodycam footage of their arrest of an 82-year-old Alabama woman who was not able to pay her $77 trash bill.

"I'm so serious, it's a warrant," the officer told her during the arrest, while laughing https://t.co/VuTArIqosi

[ham @hpattz]

the solutions are playing at the good will tonight! come relive your soul night memories and come give me a kiss

[Communities Not Cuts @CNC_Manitoba]

Remember this the next time you hear anyone bitching about people on assistance having a smartphone: you literally can't get a fucking bus schedule in this city without one.

[Jonathan Borland @Jon_Lloyd_B]

Winnipeg priorities. Clear pavement on the road and barely passable sidewalks. There was a person with a mobility device trying to figure out how to get into downtown. The midtown bridge is not an option for them.

[ham @hpattz]

@hebb they don’t have any vegan cream cheese tho 😤

[ham @hpattz]

@nervoustimek that’s so sweet of you! Thank you so much

[ham @hpattz]

anyone have any tips for being the only one not drinking in your family over the holidays?

[ham @hpattz]

I’m less worried about people asking me why I’m not drinking, but more feeling like I want to drink. Being around family this year feels more difficult and there has been so much sadness felt this week, let alone this month

[ham @hpattz]

@peachyqueeen love this idea! would probably be easy to make it cheap too!

[ham @hpattz]

@tim_co_op something to sip on✅

[ham @hpattz]

@tim_co_op oh shit! Maybe I’ll hit wholesale for a 24

[ham @hpattz]

@zackofalltweets someone in my fam recently had a miscarriage so I don’t think that would go so well!

[Dynasty Banks @DynastyBanks]

I ain’t never seen a Drag King do a ballad. Like.. give me a “Hey There Delilah” moment or Sumn 🤷🏾‍♂️

[ham @hpattz]

@lillith_s Yes! Right near the riverside

[ham @hpattz]

@yunziu I thought it was a question lmao

[ham @hpattz]

bought sloanie this toy from the dollar store and she loves this little worm like it’s her child, carrying it around from room to room, why do I ever go to actual pet stores?