Pickle Fingers PhD

bitchy scorpio she/her they/them

[Pickle Fingers PhD @hpaulissian]

@The_BIG_Knife For anyone who doesn’t believe that he wore a suit at ALL

[Pickle Fingers PhD @hpaulissian]

I genuinely get a little offended when no one responds to my discussion posts.

[Pickle Fingers PhD @hpaulissian]

@The_BIG_Knife Banana dictatorship

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@The_BIG_Knife Mango Marxism

[Pickle Fingers PhD @hpaulissian]

@The_BIG_Knife Olive oligarchy

[Pickle Fingers PhD @hpaulissian]

A cringy little girly anime gives me so much joy

[Pickle Fingers PhD @hpaulissian]

Being an actor is weird - sometimes you have to practice convulsing in your mirror

[Pickle Fingers PhD @hpaulissian]

@The_BIG_Knife I’m going to wear a polyester blend

[Pickle Fingers PhD @hpaulissian]

@The_BIG_Knife It wasn’t in my laundry

[Pickle Fingers PhD @hpaulissian]

I’ve got legs for days, why not take it up to a week?

[Pickle Fingers PhD @hpaulissian]

I keep dreaming about fennel but I’ve never used it before

[Pickle Fingers PhD @hpaulissian]

I know it’s time for me to start another Buffy rewatch when I yearn to hear a young Sarah Michelle Geller just say the word “Angel” as sad as possible

[max nation supreme leader @mlmferdinand]

*sees gay couple* so which of you is style superstar carson kressley and which one of you is the hilarious ross matthews

[Pickle Fingers PhD @hpaulissian]

@ChantalBrianne It sounds like it, I am SO sorry

[Pickle Fingers PhD @hpaulissian]

@_iiissaiah I just want to know who raised them, you do NOT flush ANYTHING that isn’t toilet paper.

[Pickle Fingers PhD @hpaulissian]

I started my day out right - with a Pap smear