dingus

o hallo

[dingus @hpipez]

Things Haley is good at
- overeating
- naps
- procrastinating
- petting dogs

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Unfortunately, I don't think cooking together is romantic. I actually need you to get out of my way.

[dingus @hpipez]

@vfsglobalcare need help urgently in Dublin regarding access to my account to upload documents for an upcoming appointment for my UK visa. Your website doesn’t work. Constant error codes no matter what browser I use and I can only find your twitter for assistance.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

I can't believe human were gifted a planet with full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war

[Leo Gao @nabla_theta]

"twin", "king", "queen"... why are the youths calling each other mattress sizes

[Sosa✧. @vvsosa]

Just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

It looks like Justin Bieber in 2009

[💥LilaDazed!💥 @Chickenbone213]

Nahhhh I just made the knuckle sandwich 😭

[dingus @hpipez]

“If it’s for you, it won’t pass you by.”

[dingus @hpipez]

@ExpresswayIRE your bus driver is an asshole on the 100x that left Drogheda bus loop about 10 minutes ago. I wanted to go a bit further and went to tap my card and it was out of money. He didn’t let me top up and very rudely told me to get off the bus. Pissing rain and I’m alone.

[Rihanna @rihanna]

my 2016 post wins

happy ANTIversary 🙏🏿🎈⏳

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

👇👇👇

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Pov: you turn to see me during the sad part of the movie

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

the airport is a lawless place that is free from judgement

[corb @awshuqs]

hey man we’re gonna be barking up the wrong tree later if you want to pull up