Ralph DiCerbo

Talkin’ trash to the garbage around you

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

The most statistically improbable LOLMETS ever? Pete Alonso mashed his 300th HR in his return to Citi Field, pimped the fuck out of it, and had Mets fans celebrating. Now current Mets players are mad at the fans, management looks dumb, and the revolution is on

Two things a) I understand it DOES SUCK for current players. But this is what I’ve always said about being a fan vs a player - fans are here for life. You’re here for a cup of coffee. This is essentially a fan protest of the last 40 years and worrying about the next 40, and unfortunately the 2026 roster are collateral damage. You get to leave, we don’t. So we need to make a point, don’t take it personal. It’s not you on the field, it’s David Stearns and management

2) Steve Cohen and company have gotta be like “are you fucking kidding me?” When the stars and the moons align to embarrass your team THIS much, you gotta be thinking the same thing mets fans have been saying for decades: this team is cursed. I mean how do you explain being embarrassed THIS often, in THIS specific of a manner? It’s unfathomable. Unexplainable. The only answer is that this team and this fan base has been put on this earth for one reason - to be embarrassed. And nobody can do anything about it .

D) but also, Fire David Stearns. This is the universe telling you “don’t be loyal. Just fire him”

[Ralph DiCerbo @hplar93]

@Senga2Alvarez Found David Stearns’ burner

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

job’s done ✅

[Ralph DiCerbo @hplar93]

@spurs post the final score

[Ralph DiCerbo @hplar93]

Best thing I’ve ever seen

[Ralph DiCerbo @hplar93]

But what a DUB! God bless America! Way to go boys!! 🥇🦅🇺🇸

[Ralph DiCerbo @hplar93]

A gold medal should not be determined from 3 on 3 hockey. Cmon now

[Ralph DiCerbo @hplar93]

A gold medal should not be determined from 3 on 3 hockey. Cmon now

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

Tim Walz was almost Vice President of the United States.

Now he’s dropping out of the Governor’s race in Minnesota in disgrace.

All because a 23-year-old kid with a camera and a thirst for justice exposed billions of his fraud.

May @nickshirleyy’s work create 1,000 more Nick Shirleys.

[Ralph DiCerbo @hplar93]

@barstoolsports I can’t be the only one who finds this guy annoying

[Ralph DiCerbo @hplar93]

I’ve lost faith in David Stearns and I’m doubting Steve Cohen’s intentions and priorities in Queens. This is another test and tough day to be a Mets fan.

[SAUCE GARDNER @iamSauceGardner]

you should've at least waited til tmrw😭😭

[Ralph DiCerbo @hplar93]

Can’t believe he’s gone. Such an awesome guy with a big heart and one of my all time favorite Jets. Rest easy Nick 😔

[Ralph DiCerbo @hplar93]

@RapSheet Now announce Aaron Glenn’s firing please! 🤞🏼

[Ralph DiCerbo @hplar93]

0-17, here we come

[𝙅𝙀𝙏𝙎 𝙈𝙀𝘿𝙄𝘼🛫 @NYJets_Media]

This video will forever make me absolutely miserable 😭

[Ralph DiCerbo @hplar93]

A good person died today. He leaves his beautiful family without a dad and husband. Anybody celebrating this is as evil as the shooter. RIP Charlie Kirk. I hope this evil madness ends soon 😔

[Ralph DiCerbo @hplar93]

Helsley’s gotta go

[dom 🇺🇸 @datadomNY]

#LGM

[Ralph DiCerbo @hplar93]

This is not a playoff Mets team

[Evan Roberts @EvanRobertsWFAN]

YES