roach sam (2nd edition) 🐔

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this belt is now my most worn belt. i am free

[roach sam (2nd edition) 🐔 @hpnny]

can scene come back i still have a MLP seat belt buckle belt from 2010 im itching to wear

[roach sam (2nd edition) 🐔 @hpnny]

made a baguette at work so a cook would make me a ham & cheese (we do not make bread or sandwiches), cookies dipped in ganache w sea salt, cat loaf

[roach sam (2nd edition) 🐔 @hpnny]

like a stickerrr

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baby

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cheeky pre appointment jelly belly factory date with @JHtrack

[roach sam (2nd edition) 🐔 @hpnny]

imagine being paid to trash a house. it could happen

[roach sam (2nd edition) 🐔 @hpnny]

i regret not taking possession of my new apt immediately because i want to clean it so bad my skin is crawling. let me inn nn i just want to scrub

[roach sam (2nd edition) 🐔 @hpnny]

@JHtrack girl

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@lo__normal i love u!!!!! fuck that bitch. fuck those bitches.

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some of the star trek memorabilia i have seen today . i dont even know how to approach

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walking around with a muggable amount of saffron in my pockets

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tangerine and dark chocolate shortbread cookies, a tiny cake for my mom, two versions of a strawberry and milk chocolate ganache tart

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at least i had fun!

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unpaid stage at a restaurant with a "committment and focus on mental health" sounds right

[roach sam (2nd edition) 🐔 @hpnny]

@marigo1ds cannot believe i missed this dad lore.

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@marigo1ds @wisdompinkie my feet get cold easily

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my sister is my best friend sorry to any of u who can't relate. love the two of u that can

[roach sam (2nd edition) 🐔 @hpnny]

@wisdompinkie i'll be ur brother. imagine me crumpling every bag of chips u try to enjoy

[roach sam (2nd edition) 🐔 @hpnny]

love calling myself almost 30. accurate and makes everyone else feel weird

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@marigo1ds @JHtrack uwu