oregon trails

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Alligators are so wild

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I bought two bath bombs from lush last week

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If you still shop at lush you are made of trash

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I wish I could find a job like what vanna white did

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I’d rather buy a real amulet that cursed me than a fake amulet

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The guy who invented beanie babies grew up in a frank lloyd right house

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I admit to symptom checking a few times on my vacation

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The Chinese spy balloon kinda just look like the moon idk

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These geckos are waking me up every night

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Felt kind of wrong juuling inside a cave in Thailand

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Are you more

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Good to see all these celebs smoking real cigs again

[oregon trails @hpschoetz]

BPE - big prepper energy

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ABJWTBWTF

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Happy to not hear anyone talking about persimmons this year.

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Am I hot enough to get kidnapped

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I’m getting an agent. I got on survivor…

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I’m entering my crash bandicoot phase and no one can stop me

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I thought I was gifted but turns out I’m only above average

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I got myocarditis from the blue 5 hour energy