Paige

You tryna join my book club, fam? Oh, okay. Maybe some Fortnite?

[Paige @hpshep]

Full moon?

[Paige @hpshep]

I left shitshow behind when I left KSP. EKU hasn’t seen her yet. Boy oh boy.

[Paige @hpshep]

ShitshowSpatch is about to make an appearance tonight and my trainee is going to be STRESSED. It’s a full moon btw.

[Paige @hpshep]

I don’t believe you if your favorite gummy bear is Haribo.

[Paige @hpshep]

I just don’t like pugs.

[Paige @hpshep]

What do I want for supper?

[Paige @hpshep]

Same with Fable.

[Paige @hpshep]

I’m trying to get into Threads and I’m having a tough time.

[Paige @hpshep]

Literally sobbed seeing that first golden ticket given out by the AUSL. She’s going to do so so good. So happy for her.

[Paige @hpshep]

I’ve got pink hair now.

[Paige @hpshep]

#NewProfilePic

[Paige @hpshep]

So close to finishing #dungeoncrawlercarl #5.

[Paige @hpshep]

I want so badly to be out of my reading slump. I blame tax season and two jobs.

[Paige @hpshep]

I cried singing Taking Back Sunday this morning so that’s my mental state today. And I mean sobbed. I’m tired.

[Paige @hpshep]

@PapaJohns You gonna bring the cheeseburger pizza back soon? 👉🏻👈🏻

[Paige @hpshep]

He brought an entire full sized cooler for his lunch. I’m judging.

[Paige @hpshep]

I had 2 no show clients yesterday.

[Paige @hpshep]

Sleeping with Sirens has a new song out. Did you know that? 😌

[Paige @hpshep]

My perfume and his cologne were fighting for the rights to take over the room and mine for sure lost.

[Paige @hpshep]

I’ve just been doing taxes, guys. I’ve not even done mine.