hannah🌻

probably procrastinating

[hannah🌻 @hpsimmons]

Y’all. My dad has been talking for weeks about how excited he is that the red hot chili peppers are coming to Evansville. Today he found out it’s actually the red hot chili pipers. PIPERS. LIKE BAGPIPES. He’s crushed and I’m dying laughing

[hannah🌻 @hpsimmons]

@AnnaDyduch What’s that like

[hannah🌻 @hpsimmons]

@AnnaDyduch SO PROUD

[hannah🌻 @hpsimmons]

@AnnaDyduch GIRL YESSS CONGRATS

[riley @princess_antifa]

update: they fired him and now he’s getting evicted

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

*sisyphus on the phone with his parents* yeah i’m actually making a ton of progress with the boulder…no there’s not really like promotions…no yeah I can definitely ask

[hannah🌻 @hpsimmons]

@AnnaDyduch Let’s trade:)

[hannah🌻 @hpsimmons]

@AnnaDyduch I want to live inside your brain

[hannah🌻 @hpsimmons]

@MadiIsA_Fatty My dog is super deaf but can still somehow hear really sharp clapping sounds, so that’s how we let her know which direction we are! Or stomping so she feels vibrations

[trash jones @jzux]

diet coke actually counts as water if you drink enough of them

[hannah🌻 @hpsimmons]

@MadiIsA_Fatty Okay this but mix ketchup/Mayo together and it’s even better

[Steve Way @thesteveway]

To get a wheelchair I need to get around and survive, I have to:

-Submit a report from a physical therapist
-Get approval from vendor
-Get approval from insurance
-Fight insurance denials
-Wait 6 months-1 year

America has makes it harder to get a wheelchair than a gun

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

YOU’VE BEEN GREETED BY A VERY COOL GATOR!!! RT OR YOU WILL NEVER BE COOL AGAIN!!!

[hannah🌻 @hpsimmons]

@maddiekroche Those squinty eyes🥺

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Krispy Kreme Offers Vaccinated Customers Free Ride On Glaze Conveyor Belt https://t.co/ppq09HGNJY

[chase @cfree94]

a little bit alexis (10 minute version) (alexis’s version)

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

we are on our way home from the pumpkin patch. and i got to pick out my very own. it is every pumpkin’s first halloween. so remember to make it special

[Rob @thegallowboob]

cutting bell peppers and adding googly eyes is bound to heal your soul a little, give it a try