Hannah E. Pyle

HP || #228 #901 || don’t abuse nature

[Linix The Menace @LinixTheMenace]

@infamous_dinero Oh lord this topic is played tf out. Unless you’re dating a gold digger, you’re gonna need more than just money to keep a woman happy. Money can’t replace quality time and affection. And if you’re TOO busy making money then find a woman who aligns with that lifestyle. Simple.

[Hannah E. Pyle @hpyle66]

Update:

[kj♡ @krislynj123]

Great minds think alike 😉

[Hannah E. Pyle @hpyle66]

@krislynj123 if anyone is wondering how we’re still best friends after 8 years, this is why.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

for anyone who knows me

[Hannah E. Pyle @hpyle66]

My favorite hobby is giving random guys my sister’s number instead of my own when I go out.

[Hannah E. Pyle @hpyle66]

Why would you request off the day of your bday when you could request the day after when you’re going to be hungover? Think smarter, not harder.

[Hannah E. Pyle @hpyle66]

My best friend is literally 4’10, covered in tattoos, AND has dimples.... wtf

[Hannah E. Pyle @hpyle66]

My Lithuanian friend had Christmas carolers come to her house and her family didn’t know what to do so they fucking tipped them. LOL

[Estrodog @Estrod0g]

Someone call a vet this cat is SICK

[Hannah E. Pyle @hpyle66]

To all the people born with curly hair... how does it feel to be god’s favorites?

[Hannah E. Pyle @hpyle66]

If you don’t do ya lil dancy dance when you eat, are you even real?

[Hannah E. Pyle @hpyle66]

Date a girl with bad anxiety. We’re too busy over thinking about that one time we said something and no one laughed to go out and cheat.

[Hannah E. Pyle @hpyle66]

My mom really just came into my room holding a pair of scissors and said “IVE GOT SCISSORS AND IM GONNA RUN W THEM. YOU CANT STOP ME” then hauled ass away from me...

[🦋 @unabIez]

i be like “im so lonely” then ignore everybody

[Hannah E. Pyle @hpyle66]

I never realized how fucking smooth I was until I decided that I wanted a bf. LMAO I’m out here slick af