Horchata Mamí ♡ ‎

Texas Ex 🐂🧡

[Horchata Mamí ♡ ‎ @hrchtamami]

“You’re the most optimistic person I know. It’s annoying actually”

😌

[Horchata Mamí ♡ ‎ @hrchtamami]

My dad calls my mom to tell her jokes throughout the day so she isn’t stressed

How could I EVER settle for less

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

The silver lining about this Mexico team is that the young players are actually good and the next generation of players is looking bright for Mexico 🇲🇽

[j lean @jaymfline]

Not the Mexicans who voted for Trump thinking they can celebrate this win 🤡

[ᜰ @markklfc]

Zlatan Ibrahimović on Mexico eliminating Ecuador to reach the FIFA World Cup Round of 16 with four wins from four:

🗣️ “Four wins from four? Stop calling this a surprise. Mexico aren't surviving this World Cup they're conquering it. They didn't come here to make up the numbers, they came here to shake the entire tournament.”

“People underestimated them before the first whistle. Now look at them. Every opponent they've faced has been forced to respect them the hard way. That's what happens when a team plays with heart, courage and absolute belief.”

“To the Mexican fans... enjoy this moment because you've earned it. You've carried this team with your voices, your passion and your faith. Tonight your players repaid every kilometre travelled and every tear you've shed supporting this badge.”

“Ecuador fought with everything they had, but Mexico wanted history more. That's the difference. In knockout football, talent alone isn't enough you need warriors. Tonight Mexico looked like an army.”

“And to every team still left in this World Cup... be careful. This Mexico side is no longer chasing respect they've already taken it. Now they're chasing the trophy, and if you underestimate them, you'll be the next team going home.”

[kayoh 🫐 is watching the fifa world cup @joongeum]

the chismosa in me is DYING to know what he said to santi bro

[Santiago Gimenez @Santgimenez_]

¿y si si? 👀❤️‍🔥🇲🇽

[Indie 505 @Indie5051]

UN MEXICANO NACE DONDE SE LE DA LA CHINGADA GANA, TE AMO QUIÑONES 🇲🇽

[Kay @sayheykay_]

Mind you Bryce and Trinity have been together every day for four weeks. That’s not crazy to ask someone to be your girlfriend especially if you’ve known them that long. Y’all are just used to being in dumbass situationships for years on end. #loveislandusa

[Horchata Mamí ♡ ‎ @hrchtamami]

Get Kenzie off my screen fr

[Ryan Nickerson @Rya_n_ickerson]

let's re-open the half price books in Montrose and Rice Village

[Horchata Mamí ♡ ‎ @hrchtamami]

I thought people were joking but dating in your late 20s really is a mix of 21 year olds to 400 year olds trying to talk

[the meji. @mejitwo]

Petition to change "et al." to "and gang" in academia

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Not to be a bitch, but if you gossiped about how I handled the worst experience of my life instead of reaching out, you're a loser in my story.

[Horchata Mamí ♡ ‎ @hrchtamami]

I need insta to stop showing me this initial owes you …. And it’s the letter J.

Being haunted 🥲🥲🥲

[Horchata Mamí ♡ ‎ @hrchtamami]

Indy winning and being the team to watch has been refreshing

Keep going boys

[Horchata Mamí ♡ ‎ @hrchtamami]

Houston rodeo taking all my money

[Horchata Mamí ♡ ‎ @hrchtamami]

kissing random cute guys again at the club

Nature is healing ❤️

[KIRA 🤍 @Iamkrebkira]

“I have a boyfriend” doesn’t stop them, “I’m married” doesn’t stop them. But “I love money and expensive gifts” that one always works

[latke @latkedelrey]

as a kid i didn’t understand the subtext of i saw mommy kissing santa claus at all. i thought mommy was cheating

[Horchata Mamí ♡ ‎ @hrchtamami]

I think the reason I love blue collar men is cause we go to work at the same time

Can’t trust a man who sleeps in 🧐