heidi

[E.B. @eb4prez]

If I’m being real... when I see people with American flags, I always just assume: racist.

Both of these flags kinda seem the same to me. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[heidi @hrggr]

@carrieschwerman us when we were at the shoe store that one time

[✭ @badestoutfit]

nike socks with heels

[heidi @hrggr]

Obviously Milky Way

[Liz Dueweke 🫠 @LizDueweke]

One has to go. Forever. Which one do you choose?

[garcia @ganayyaa]

nobody:
me making my friends strong ass drinks to get them drunk:

[heidi @hrggr]

I’m a Gemini and that’s why I am always so confused

[c @yeobeenstaeri]

im a taurus and that's why i am cute

[heidi @hrggr]

Sitting in the sun in black jeans... not fun I think my legs are actually burning?

[heidi @hrggr]

It’s true!

[New York Post @nypost]

Sorry, childless millennials going to Disney World is weird https://t.co/jMi5S2IRmK

[heidi @hrggr]

I hate him sooo much

[Dr. Phil @DrPhil]

They call me ranch cause I be dressing.

[heidi @hrggr]

The kids who work at marcs southland are like 80’s dorks

[heidi @hrggr]

Can these hillbillies stop trying to put on a firework show for the whole neighborhood my cats are freaking out!

[heidi @hrggr]

We’ve been getting the same movies over and OVER our whole lives. 😒

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Dear children of today: Like it or not, you’re really 90s kids.

[heidi @hrggr]

Me before driving away from gas pump: did I just forget to pay? Did I remove the pump from my car

[heidi @hrggr]

Finally turned the ac on now I can sleep GOOD

[heidi @hrggr]

You know you’re almost 30 when you can’t wait for your dehumidifier to arrive... 😑

[heidi @hrggr]

@carrieschwerman

[Natalie Shure @nataliesurely]

guess who pulled the mini dustpan out from behind the radiator and took a nap in it

[heidi @hrggr]

I loooove a golden state loss #NBAFinal2019 #drake

[heidi @hrggr]

@carrieschwerman o m g

[Shane Dawson @shanedawson]

i think its time for the aliens to destroy our planet. we officially don’t deserve to exist anymore.

[heidi @hrggr]

I hate his earring so much!!!!

[Mr. Clean @RealMrClean]

I wish for world clean.