haley

[haley @hrh0827]

I’ll act like idk you so fast once you do me wrong 😭

[haley @hrh0827]

Kinda wanna fuck around and buy a boat

[haley @hrh0827]

Good morning to my March Pisces 👑

[haley @hrh0827]

turn my birthday into a lifestyle🍸

[haley @hrh0827]

Postpartum is a bitch and not feeling like yourself is so mentally + physically exhausting. Taking some time to focus on getting me back to me. Better than ever🫶🏼

[haley @hrh0827]

Anytime I struggle with something I remember that I gave birth with no epidural, no pain meds, nothing. And then I remember I can do fucking anything.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

If we can afford war, we can afford reparations.

If we can afford war, we can afford Medicare for All.

If we can afford war, we can afford universal childcare.

If we can afford war, we can afford college for all.

If we can afford war, we can afford universal basic income.

[haley @hrh0827]

My gift is people reading. It’s rare that I’m wrong about someone’s vibes.

[haley @hrh0827]

My favorite form of therapy is watching jimmy darts videos and crying

[haley @hrh0827]

You don’t have to be an everyday friend. It’s ok to be distant. Because we’re grown and that’s life. But when these people never ask how our kids are doing or we never catch those invites, and our friendships were only us checking in on you, I’m good on that.

[haley @hrh0827]

Andrew and I decided we weren’t going to reach out to people who don’t reach out to us. And let me tell you, it’s been real fucking quiet.

[haley @hrh0827]

Sometimes I forget I’m a wife Lmfao like I’m really married

[haley @hrh0827]

My favorite kind of shopping is middle of the night purchases and then being surprised when the shit gets delivered 😂

[haley @hrh0827]

No way did Andrew just tell me I’m more of the dad role in this family 😭

[haley @hrh0827]

I need more hand tattoos asap

[haley @hrh0827]

I’ve never dissed someone for their beliefs, but they’re the first ones to diss me for not believing the same thing 😙

[haley @hrh0827]

Overly religious people are always soooo triggered by non religious people for just… existing lmfaooo

[haley @hrh0827]

Not a single person cares about your condescending, narcissistic, UNSOLICITED opinion. I promise.

[haley @hrh0827]

Claiming you hate social media but youre literally active on allllll social media platforms 🤔🤔🤔