AshiQueen 👑 | Pani puri 🌟

An experienced teen | Offering the best pani puri

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

"As a man-"

[౨ৎ @dollf4ngs]

falco was so happy to bring reiner to see satan reincarnate 🥺

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

when people use their laptops on the train i’m like is anything really THAT serious

[aCash @d_artox]

"Imagine your sister" No.... Develop empathy without imagining her to be your sister or mom.... Develop basic humanity.....

[Gabrielle Blair @designmom]

We didn’t fight to work. Women have ALWAYS worked. We fought to get paid.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

I can't believe human were gifted a planet with full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

why do Americans insist on saying eye-ran and eye raq, yet they can say Italy

[Dennis @BMGDennis]

Petition dafür, dass wir 2 Tage arbeiten und 5 Tage Wochenende ist

[Ve. @LacedbyTears]

@ousibalsundae Speakeu engliseu, pleaseu. I donteu understandeu abouteu whateu you saideu.

[David @dqveed]

my manager: "what can we improve on"

my paycheck big papa

[shiv🔻 @trinisadian]

“i asked chatgpt to create a caricature of me and my job”

[🐈‍⬛ @camusscigarette]

babes its summer in february no one gives a fuck about an ai generated pic of you and ur profession pls stop

[sergio @sergiotbh]

this alone is making me lose all respect for so many oomfs

[jegævi @jegaevi]

Let me translate: I'm too dumb to sit down and interpret a text. Instead I chase adrenaline and dopamine and behave like an animal and delude myself into thinking that that's a sign of superior intellect.

Didn't expect more from a human trafficker rapist to be honest.

[amal @amalmnop]

Jangan ulang kesilapan yg sama. Banyak lagi kesilapan lain yg kita belum cuba.

[🦢 @damnidc__]

men be like "if women are really that intelligent, why are all major discoveries made by men? as if they didn't quite literally burn women alive if they were smart back in the day

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

"Marriages used to last" Nah bro, your grandma was chained by the ankle.

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

honey have you met your daily liter requirement of primordially recycled galaxy-infused star juice today