Hriday Jotsinghani

A stoic cinephile filmmaker who loves to read, is atrosious with spellings, a proud DogFather & a fútbol fiend

[Hriday Jotsinghani @hriday_jots]

@BarcaUniversal @mundodeportivo 👀

[Troll Penaldo @PenaldoTroll]

When Portugal needed a winning goal

vs Argentina needed a winning goal.

[Kalshi FC @KalshiFC]

🚨 Vozinha has completed more dribbles at the Knockout round of the 2026 World Cup than Cristiano Ronaldo.

[Winna F.C. @WinnaFC]

🚨| CRAZY STAT: Even if you combine Kane's goals and Olise's assists this season, they're still 14 goal contributions behind Messi's 2011/12 season.😱

NOT HUMAN.👽🐐

[Kalshi EPL @KalshiEPL]

🚨 BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo’s goal today means he is now just 4 goals away from equaling Lionel Messi’s FIFA World Cup knockout-stage goal tally. 😳🇵🇹

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

You have the same number of World Cup knockout stage goals as Ronaldo

[RØV @_lopezfeer]

موضوع إن فيرمين اخذ منهم لقب الهداف في باريس وغسلهم بالنهائي وهو قادم من يورو في برلين اندريتد شوي

[ACE (fan) @FCB_ACEE]

Whoever made this is an absolute genius 😂

[Steve Laws 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Steve_Laws_]

When you pull out your phone in London:

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Broadcast vs Reality

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

🚨| Anthony Gordon now has as many FIFA World Cup assists as Cristiano Ronaldo. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Greatest. Golden. Boot. Race. Ever.

[Hriday Jotsinghani @hriday_jots]

@BarcaUniversal @joaquimpiera That was very eloquently put 😘
Go off to fuckin Israrel with your mental health problems you bitch ass pussy

[Hriday Jotsinghani @hriday_jots]

@BarcaTimes Rashford is & never was our player, cmon lads

[Hriday Jotsinghani @hriday_jots]

@BarcaTimes Better goal scorer for sure & he’s also 90 years older to him, but who was the la liga top scorer & best player of the season🧐

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The group of frauds

[engineer's world @bitejoi]

No more switching dumbbells—just adjust the weight instantly.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Messi meets Spider-Man in a new teaser for ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’.

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

🚨| Endrick has broken Cristiano Ronaldo’s record for the fewest touches in a single 45-minute half at the World Cup. 😳

[Inter Miami News Hub @Intermiamicfhub]

🚨🚨 | Lionel Messi's FIFA World Cup RECORDS:

🏅 Most World Cup Tournaments Played (6)
🏅 Most Games Played (29)
🏅 Most Games Started (26)
🏅 Most Games as Captain (22)
🏅 Most Games with a Goal (14)
🏅 Most Games with a Goal AND an Assist (4)
🏅 Most Minutes Played (2514+)
🏅 Most Games Won (19)
🏅 Most Goal Involvements (27)
🏅 Most Clutch Goal Involvements (16)
🏅 Most Goals Scored (19)
🏅 Most Consecutive Games Scored In (7)
🏅 Most Consecutive Games as MOTM (6)
🏅 Most Goals by an Argentinian (19)
🏅 Most Goals by a 35+ Years Old (13)
🏅 Most Goals by a 37+ Years Old (6)
🏅 Second-Most Non-Penalty Goals (15)
🏅 Most Left Footed Goals (15)
🏅 Most Goals Scored from Outside the Box (7)
🏅 Most Different Opponents Scored Against (13)
🏅 Most Goals Scored in Group stage (14)
🏅 Most Weak-Foot Goals (4)
🏅 Most Goals Scored in a Game by a Captain (3)
🏅 Most Assists (8)
🏅 Most Assists by an Argentinian (8)
🏅 Most Free Kicks Goals Scored (2)
🏅 Most Free Kicks Goals Scored as a SUB (1)
🏅 Most Penaltys Attempted (7)
🏅 Second-Most Goals on Penalty (4)
🏅 Most Missed Penaltys (3)
🏅 Most Opening Goals in World Cups (10)
🏅 Most Goals to Put His Team Ahead (12)
🏅 Most Man of the Match Awards (13)
🏅 Most Man of the Match (12)
🏅 Most Dribbles Attempted (194+)
🏅 Most Successful Dribbles (115+)
🏅 Most Shots Attempted (120+)
🏅 Most Shots on Target (55+)
🏅 Most Chances Created (81+)
🏅 Most Big Chances Created (19+)
🏅 Most Key Passes (81+)
🏅 Most Accurate Passes in Opponent’s Half (879+)
🏅 Most Goals From Outside the Box (6)
🏅 Most Ball Carries since 2006 (810+)
🏅 Most Touches (2086+)
🏅 Second-Most Duels Won (235+)

🎯 1311+ Passes Attempted
✅ 42+ Accurate Long Balls
🎖️ 80+ Fouls Won
🔄 84+ Balls Recovered
🛡️ 42+ Defensive Actions

🎖️ Most goals for Argentina at the FIFA World Cup (19)

🎖️ All-time Top Scorer in FIFA World Cup history (19)

🎖️ Most assists for Argentina at the FIFA World Cup (8, tied with Maradona)

🎖️ Only player to score at the World Cup in his teens, 20s and 30s.

🎖️ Only player to assist in 5 different FIFA World Cups.

🎖️ Only player to score AND assist in 4 different FIFA World Cup matches.

🎖️ Only player in World Cup history to score against 13 different opponents.

🎖️ First player to win the FIFA World Cup Golden Ball twice (2014 & 2022).

🎖️ First player in history to score in seven consecutive World Cup games.

🎖️ First player to score in all 5 rounds of a single FIFA World Cup.

🎖️ First Argentine to score in 5 & 6 different World Cup matches in a single tournament.

🎖️ First Argentine to score in 3 & 4 different knockout matches in a single World Cup.

🎖️ Youngest and oldest player to record a goal and assist in a FIFA World Cup match.

🎖️ Youngest player to play for Argentina at a FIFA World Cup.

🎖️ Youngest player to score for Argentina at a FIFA World Cup.

🎖️ Youngest player to captain Argentina at a FIFA World Cup.

🎖️ Oldest player to score for Argentina at a FIFA World Cup.

🎖️ Oldest player to score a FIFA World Cup hat-trick.

🎖️ Oldest player to score 5, 6 & 7 goals at a World Cup.

🎖️ Oldest player to reach 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18 & 19 goals tally at the World Cup.

🎖️ Oldest player to win the FIFA World Cup Golden Ball.

🎖️ Biggest gap between first and latest FIFA World Cup goal: 20 years, 16 days.

The most complete World Cup career in football history. 🐐🇦🇷🏆