hannah🦕🦖

i basically only tweet quotes from my every day life that i think are funny

[hannah🦕🦖 @hrmains]

bought tickets for the Jonas brothers concert at like noon

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

not to self diagnose but i think i have the christmas spirit

[hannah🦕🦖 @hrmains]

“I either need to go to a rage room or meditate”

[hannah🦕🦖 @hrmains]

@Ghostly_trumpet prayers 🙏

[hannah🦕🦖 @hrmains]

“Go play chicken across the road…on green lights”

[hannah🦕🦖 @hrmains]

“you can laugh”
“she has dementia”
“not anymore, she’s dead”

[hannah🦕🦖 @hrmains]

“So, is it crack or meth up here?”

[hannah🦕🦖 @hrmains]

@hautboixx @noahmoore_0727 we’re all so grown 🥺

[hannah🦕🦖 @hrmains]

“there’s just somethin bout her spirit”

[hannah🦕🦖 @hrmains]

@speedsoftball THANK YOU! Love yah too!

[hannah🦕🦖 @hrmains]

@hautboixx guardians of the galaxy goes hard at the bar

[hannah🦕🦖 @hrmains]

“part time mower, full time liver”

[hannah🦕🦖 @hrmains]

@hautboixx hehe, love you

[horrified bystander @_gliv]

you’re not depressed you just need to hang out with your long distance best friends

[hannah🦕🦖 @hrmains]

“who is Post Malone”
“he’s a senator”

[hannah🦕🦖 @hrmains]

@cel1star Shucks, I hope it went well

[hannah🦕🦖 @hrmains]

“who plays her? Is that Ellen degenerez?”

[hannah🦕🦖 @hrmains]

“you may be a liar, but you’re not ugly”

[hannah🦕🦖 @hrmains]

@noahmoore_0727 @hautboixx yesssss

[hannah🦕🦖 @hrmains]

@hautboixx what can I say, we slay