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[beto @hrocha17]

So my mom ordered me this graduation cake...

[Pilara @youfavlovaa]

cuando digo "si mal no recuerdo" o "si no me equivoco", solo estoy siendo amable a la hora de tener razón. Ni recuerdo mal, ni me equivoco.

[beto @hrocha17]

this is the least successful hate watch ever bro

[Paa Manuel @PaamanuelUtd_]

Evra: "The problem is not Arteta, not the owners, not the players, it's Arsenal fans. You are delusional." 😂

[433 @433]

𝐖𝐄. 𝐀𝐑𝐄. 𝐒𝐎. 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊. 🤩😎

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerks]

LMAOOOO JOIN A CONFERENCE YOU COWARDS

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

HOW BOUT THEM AGGIES 😤

@AggieFootball 9-0 for the first time since 1992 👍

[beto @hrocha17]

how do I get this cat to shake his dirty paws off inside the litter box and not all over my house smh

[beto @hrocha17]

spaghetti is by FAR the worst form of pasta

[beto @hrocha17]

huge fan of banana flavored things

[beto @hrocha17]

got stung by a jellyfish, 0/10 would not recommend

[beto @hrocha17]

Lmaooo

[ESPN @espn]

A SOUTH BEND STUNNER‼️

28-point underdog Northern Illinois beats Notre Dame for its first top-10 win in school history 😮

[beto @hrocha17]

this dog rips the nastiest farts right after I bathe her, it’s like she’s allergic to being clean

[beto @hrocha17]

I fucking hate Tex-Mex and I’m stuck in a tiny town where every restaurant is “Mexican” but really it’s just Tex-Mex in disguise

[beto @hrocha17]

my dog likes to come sit right in front of me and rip the loudest fart ever and then walk away

[beto @hrocha17]

wtf is sour cream raisin pie?!?!

[beto @hrocha17]

Left sock, right sock, left shoe, right shoe
Or left sock, right sock, right shoe, left shoe ?

[beto @hrocha17]

I really need to stop cutting my own hair…
This shit looks terrible lmao

[beto @hrocha17]

waitress asked me my age and when I said 27 she says “oh but you look young”
since when is 27 old?!?!

[beto @hrocha17]

wtheck since when is a hot-n-spicy 3 dollars

[Joey Burrow @JoeyB]

Let the guys taunt.