The REAL Hroptatyr

(rp and parody account.)

[The REAL Hroptatyr @HroprOfficial]

ㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤBLASPHEMY AGAINST REASON.

[The REAL Hroptatyr @HroprOfficial]

@FLOSPECCATORIS take a wild guess.

[The REAL Hroptatyr @HroprOfficial]

i am the most milkable sinner.

[⋆˚࿔ 𝑴𝒊𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝑭𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @FLOSPECCATORIS]

ᴰᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉˡⁱᵉᵛᵉ ⁱⁿ ʟᴏᴠᴇ?

⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢

— ᨳଓ . ᴰᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉˡⁱᵉᵛᵉ ⁱⁿ ꜰᴀᴛᴇ? ˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀

[The REAL Hroptatyr @HroprOfficial]

@SinnxrOfDeath ` of course i am. now let me touch you. `

[The REAL Hroptatyr @HroprOfficial]

no, that's exactly what i mean, he can't sit at all, so he looms standing over people like a creep.

[the traveler @lumenstellaris]

thank you, thank you. words are hard, but this particular saying was easy to recall.

but what do you mean sit? he sits???? i thought he just stands and watches.

[The REAL Hroptatyr @HroprOfficial]

@titanofknights ...so you /aren't/ going to touch me?

[The REAL Hroptatyr @HroprOfficial]

no, it doesn't really have the same gut punch as i intended.

[ᴠᴀʀᴋᴀ 🛡️ @titanofknights]

So there are lot of other words to express your sentiment.

[The REAL Hroptatyr @HroprOfficial]

@sumPRlMUS no, lev is the father — i should've clarified. the one who carried was the.... geo archon. which is why she has draconic features.

( hroptatyr moves closer to let her play with said tassles, her dragon tail wagging in delight. )

[The REAL Hroptatyr @HroprOfficial]

( holding a toddler in his arms. )

pierro, dear, come meet our granddaughter.
@sumPRlMUS

[The REAL Hroptatyr @HroprOfficial]

@SinnxrOfDeath clasps his hands.

` wonderful~`

[The REAL Hroptatyr @HroprOfficial]

beautiful said, miss lumine.

no wonder he can't sit comfortably anywhere.

[the traveler @lumenstellaris]

hm... i remember a saying relevant to this. what was it...

[light bulb moment.]

oh! it's "the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."

[the traveler @lumenstellaris]

hm... i remember a saying relevant to this. what was it...

[light bulb moment.]

oh! it's "the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."

[The REAL Hroptatyr @HroprOfficial]

@iiioculator i am the milk provider of the fatui

[The REAL Hroptatyr @HroprOfficial]

@iiioculator i love hroptatyr

[The REAL Hroptatyr @HroprOfficial]

@scholarlyzephyr less trying to small talk into feeling better and more trying to move on from the conversation.

( he hugs them from the side. )

i will always love you, my child. i know how painful it feels when you don't know where you truly belong.

[The REAL Hroptatyr @HroprOfficial]

i've said worse things.

[lev frye 🐱 @scholarlyzephyr]

I need a new adoptive father

[The REAL Hroptatyr @HroprOfficial]

@sumPRlMUS lev's. one of the children i adopted.

( the toddler claps her hands and reaches to grab at pierro's coat. )

[工口兵衛 @erobee_z]

ちんちんデカすぎて先っちょが土曜日入ってるから今日はお休み

[The REAL Hroptatyr @HroprOfficial]

nobody ever fucked him, he did it all himself.

[the traveler @lumenstellaris]

you ever wonder what they took up the ass to be that loose?

[The REAL Hroptatyr @HroprOfficial]

@scholarlyzephyr oh, i don't worry about it at all.

( he laughs softly. )

a big family, huh?

[The REAL Hroptatyr @HroprOfficial]

that's exactly why it's loose.

[the traveler @lumenstellaris]

not like it's that difficult to do.

[The REAL Hroptatyr @HroprOfficial]

@scholarlyzephyr i think it's precious.

please let me know if you ever need either babysat, i'll be glad to help.

[Timely Anfortas 𖤓 @timelyanfortas]

This readable always breaks me because it shows how much faith the Schwanenritters had in Anfortas. Despite the impossible situation and distrust towards Khaenri'ahns, they follow his command and believe that he will somehow fix it, even if they are no longer around to see it