Harold Rose

[Harold Rose @hrose4]

If I can ever learn how to fold a fitted sheet, I will consider my life to be a successful one. http://t.co/KirShuwd

[Harold Rose @hrose4]

The waitress just asked, "Still happy over here, guys?" and I'm not sure how to respond. http://t.co/h6GrDRPc

[Harold Rose @hrose4]

The Neverending Story should've just been called Laundry. http://t.co/QBxAL3si

[Harold Rose @hrose4]

I don't think this girl on Facebook will "survive" the 2nd day of her diet.. I'll keep you posted. http://t.co/kzpjyh6W

[Harold Rose @hrose4]

If you wait long enough, every cool thing starts to suck. http://t.co/6EkdGFTU

[Harold Rose @hrose4]

http://t.co/2OaMc3t9 My investment plan is to accumulate enough of the bank's pens to offset my overdraft fees.

[Harold Rose @hrose4]

I find it insulting that Arby's mascot isn't a pirate bee. http://t.co/JXVNJzj9

[Harold Rose @hrose4]

http://t.co/JeEudK95 Spent most of my early twenties trying to open a pistachio.

[Harold Rose @hrose4]

http://t.co/nISn1d2M Surely sometimes hookers just look around and say "SHIT, I'm really a hooker right now".

[Harold Rose @hrose4]

Why "hooters"? Who decided breasts looked like owls? They were wrong. http://t.co/OJWfiFyE

[Harold Rose @hrose4]

Why hasn't anyone invented alcohol that acts as birth control too? http://t.co/X3mKz3Fc

[Harold Rose @hrose4]

http://t.co/yN9778Dx I'd hate to be Rock, and have to come home and explain to my kids how I got beat by Paper.