harris

aw jeez come on guys my mom's in the room

[AdequateEmily (PRIDE MONTH EDITION) @AdequateEmily]

I’m so confused about this romcom trailer I keep seeing before movies that is apparently set in a world where sex is illegal except for one day a year like it’s the fucking Purge for boners…but they barely mention it once in the trailer and it looks like a normal ass romcom?

[harris @hrrsyn]

@Ian_Gay_briel @fakehistoryhunt literally! spoiled a whole category for me 😔

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

The husband is fat and can't turn his neck much. Left him in the garden to go in and brew more tea. Came back and found him talking to my chair not realising I wasn't even sitting or replying. Have to leave him.

[harris @hrrsyn]

@hnreya @Trunkit_ @Hexaterminal @JAIL_FACELMAO this is not true, they're not entities. holding barrier block maked other barrier blocks visible by spawning particles (which do still lag clients)

[harris @hrrsyn]

@Xziphoz @meowkoteeq dang really? i stand corrected 😔 the only way i guess is to use ftb checker

[harris @hrrsyn]

@Xziphoz @meowkoteeq odyssey quests is the best one! it integrates with open parties and claims and xaeros minimap/world map

[harris @hrrsyn]

@er1c_txt @meowkoteeq the other guy replying has outdated info - FTB has partnered with Curse and its probably a contract stipulation

[harris @hrrsyn]

@meowkoteeq there are alternatives! but unfortunately people are used to ftb quests

[harris @hrrsyn]

@meowkoteeq the main reason people don't use it is because the FTB team doesn't allow their mods to be rehosted there - the big one is FTB Quests (which every high quality modpack uses) and since the VAST majority of people only play modpacks it means people end up using the curse launcher

[Lain @EdelVHresvelg]

>isekai slop, Japan
What if you were a useless isolated NEET given a second chance in a world that inherently needs you
>Leveling slop, korea
What if you were able to actually start from the bottom and make it
>Cultivation slop, china
What if your local community was proud of you

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

does that shit say 2022

[BowTiedPhys @BowTiedPhys]

Remind myself of the role reversal often.

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[Not Sure Gnosis 🦈🐆 @ViceLitty]

Schizo time 🚨

This account has 1 post, the name of the shooter from today
It was posted in 2023

Its header image is the colourful image on the right
It comes from 2022, from a website called "Time Machine"

Why does it look like that other stupid assassination photo?

[emily north @north0fnorth]

this is genuinely so fucking funny i can’t believe i’ve never heard of this before

[JDawesome23 @JDawesome23]

i genuinely cannot believe my eyes

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

3yo: (joyously giggling) “daddy, you go hide!!”

me: (also laughing) okay!

i hide in a closet. 3yo’s face immediately goes slack, like t-1000. he walks to the table. he pushes a chair from the table to below the high cabinet where his sister’s candy is kept

[M. Nolan Gray 🥑 @mnolangray]

An underrated addendum to the Bowling Alone story is that North America's largest bowling operator (Bowlero) is a publicly traded company whose business model involves buying local alleys, shutting down the leagues, and trying to attract casual, higher paying, one-off players.

[FRANK E ELKINS @frankelkins_HTW]

“We are now beginning to understand that opposites, like waves and particles, are essentially two ways of looking at the same thing. That ‘thing’ is the mystery..." (BOOK III – The Enigmatic Mystery)

[harris @hrrsyn]

@Beo_Arctodus @NovaWostra yes, but why give a real solution when you can join in the complaining