dick dastardly

I’m not actually Cornelius Yukon

[dick dastardly @hrshmrsh]

Do you squirt? I’m just #asking

[dick dastardly @hrshmrsh]

@bingsuccino I guess

[dick dastardly @hrshmrsh]

@bingsuccino Long legs

[Eric @Ericrse37986]

The biggest blackpill to swallow is that 30% of the country is outright bigoted and there’s nothing we can do to change that.

[FILM 20 @film20archive]

Film stock: Portra 400
Camera: Nikon F
Location: Iowa
Photographer: @ChristianSomora

“Road trip with grandpa”

[dick dastardly @hrshmrsh]

@holisticbill @NoContextHumans Shut up bitch

[dick dastardly @hrshmrsh]

@highatarget Felt

[dick dastardly @hrshmrsh]

@DesireeAmerica4 ACAB includes Shaq

[dick dastardly @hrshmrsh]

@highatarget Oh shit we live in the same town

[Father John Misty @fatherjohnmisty]

savory bone broth sorbet in a chilled pistachio-acid jús topped with braised lavender and equitably sourced candied orchid leaf curated in partnership with permanent serenity micro candle collective all proceeds go directly to the immediate dismantling of global empire

[Pissed Off American @solar_ric]

We got one patriot doing something

[dick dastardly @hrshmrsh]

My greyhound bus driver is wearing a shiesty

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

In 1989, Jim Varney and Robin Williams were caught on camera riffing with each other backstage at COMIC RELIEF III, and it's really amazing to see. The two had a known mutual respect for each other, first met crossing paths on the standup circuit, with Williams even saying that no one could keep up with him more than Varney 🔥 Two legends we lost way too soon

[dick dastardly @hrshmrsh]

@TheHugeLap @EdKrassen God what a stretch for a lame ass attempt at humor

[Lauren :) @laurenforu]

Twitter is not a dating app in Iowa, Kim Reynolds signed a bill on it

[dick dastardly @hrshmrsh]

@willgriffinfan

[dick dastardly @hrshmrsh]

Robert Brink deleted my comment about using Marc Johnson’s death to drag up an old beef he had with crailtap distribution because people were agreeing with me that it served no one but himself, super wack “journalist”