☯️ had made sure to trap 🦜 in paragon and he will not die achieving that.
When he first died supposedly, he learned an interesting fact. Once in a year, a bird like 🦜 would enter a mating period and have a chance to be pregnant.
Thats why ☯️ choose the day 🦜 got locked up.
i wanna take you out into the middle of the woods and do horrible things to your pretty little body. would ya like that? oh, i bet you would.. bet your cvnts leaking at the thought... don't worry, sweetheart.. i'll take such good care of you. no one can hear you out there anyways