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snap me doods:: h_ulberg

[hallie ulberg @hrulberg]

Just because ur trash doesn't mean u can't do great things. It's called a garbage can. Not a garbage cannot.

[cass @cassidi_hale]

I don’t get people who think an hour is a far drive. 2 hours is basically down the road to me

[kaitlyn @vangoghflwr]

I cannot stress enough the fact that NO POST ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET will make me laugh as much as this one !!!!!!!!!!!

[Emily Daniels @emilysdaniels]

All the pictures taken on Michael Scott’s digital camera at the office Christmas party, a thread:

[hallie ulberg @hrulberg]

@Ruined_CD Dang bro sounds rough;(

[hallie ulberg @hrulberg]

fake friends

[Kass L @kasslongie]

If you’re most excited for Rockstar or Photograph tonight, that’s fair...but the amount of disgusting things that will be going on during Something in Your Mouth and Animals is what I signed up for and I’m willing to die on this hill

[hallie ulberg @hrulberg]

Cops- gone. Yee-haw

[r a g a n b y r d @RByrom09]

*car passes as i’m going 10+ over the speed limit*

me: “i hope you get pulled over”

[Kellen Lagerquist @KellenTrey14]

When you send a snap and it says “delivered 1 hour ago” and you check snap map and it says they were on “9 minutes ago”... that makes you feel as wanted as the first piece of bread in the loaf

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the issue with nannying is you’re with young children so many hours a week you forget how to be a normal person. just asked my friend, a 23 year old woman, if she needed to “go potty before we leave”

[hallie ulberg @hrulberg]

“If u need a fast taxi, drive with Grassy!”

[Cam Black @cameronblackk_]

DRAKE killed XXX
A thread :

[hallie ulberg @hrulberg]

“The wider toe gap, the wetter the pussy”

[hallie ulberg @hrulberg]

“You can come if u want” <<<<<“I want you to come”

[hallie ulberg @hrulberg]

Not thic, just fat.