Heather Tricarico

Just a small town girl living in a snow globe world. Let's shake it up!

[Heather Tricarico @hsaddlemire]

Elliot (3years old) “Mommy, I saw something sus outside.” 👀🤨 …um okay….

[Heather Tricarico @hsaddlemire]

Arizona- “Mom, guess what?! When I grow up and I’m 6 I can say stupid!” 🙄🤦‍♀️ Thanks Portia from Sing 2.. way to give my daughter goals 😂

[Heather Tricarico @hsaddlemire]

My baby got into pre school! 😭

[Heather Tricarico @hsaddlemire]

My 3 year old just came up to me and said “mom, I want to watch football! What’s on tonight? Football!” 😂😂 So now she’s cuddled up on the couch with her friends and beef jerky watching football. #definitelyherdaddieschild #daddiesgirl #justlikedada

[Heather Tricarico @hsaddlemire]

My 3 year old just said her first semi bad word…. Bull crap. 😂 “mom, that’s Bull crap?” “Bull crap, Bull crap bull crap..” 🤦‍♀️ 😂

[Heather Tricarico @hsaddlemire]

My daughter was pretend trick or treating. “Ding, dong! Trick or treat! I want a fridge please!” 😂😂😂👌🏻

[Heather Tricarico @hsaddlemire]

@MrMattyIce Lame.

[Heather Tricarico @hsaddlemire]

My 3 year old went potty. She was in the bathroom messing around so I yelled at her to get out & shut the door. She shut the door but I didn’t see her. I waited a minute, got up, opened the bathroom door. She was sitting in the bathroom licking her toothpaste. 😳😂😂 wtf 😂😂

[Heather Tricarico @hsaddlemire]

“Ok Heather, what are some of your weaknesses?” Me- “ Tying balloons..” 😂👏🏻👏🏻

[Heather Tricarico @hsaddlemire]

“Go in the kitchen and make my food mom.” 🤦‍♀️ I’m so appreciated.. #3yearsoldtomorrow

[Heather Tricarico @hsaddlemire]

My toddler opened the fridge and threw a fit because she wanted a cup of pickle juice with her breakfast.. 😂🤦‍♀️

[Heather Tricarico @hsaddlemire]

I hate that my toddler can open the fridge and freezer now🤦‍♀️ Trying to get her to eat her dinner..
“Mom, need frozen watermelon!”
“We don’t have anymore, eat your dinner.” - - she goes to the freezer opens it and brings me frozen watermelon.. “See mom, we have more!”

[Heather Tricarico @hsaddlemire]

Vinnie - “If I was a stripper this would be my stripper song!” 😂😂😂😂🙈🙈🙈🙈

[Heather Tricarico @hsaddlemire]

Just watched The King of Staten Island and idc about anything but the fact that I didn’t see this MF once go feed Sprinkles.. 🤷‍♀️🙀 #thekingofstatenisland #feedsprinkles

[Heather Tricarico @hsaddlemire]

I always know when my 2 year old has to go potty cause out of the corner of my eye I’ll see her running across the house to the bathroom with her underwear down to her knees. 😂😂😂💩 #whenyougottogo #toddlers #thepottyrun

[Heather Tricarico @hsaddlemire]

Talking about how’s it’s been three months since I ordered something on Wish and I still haven’t got my package.. Vince: “ They probably call it Wish cause you WISH you had it..” 😂😂😂 #nevergoingtogetmypackage

[Heather Tricarico @hsaddlemire]

I asked my two year old to take a picture with me.. She growled at me then ran away. So that’s that... 🤷‍♀️🙄

[Heather Tricarico @hsaddlemire]

“We had a gang in elementary school called The Leapers..” 😂🤦‍♀️

[Heather Tricarico @hsaddlemire]

“Go to the kitchen and get me orange juice and popcorn..” 🤷‍♀️🍿🥤 @VinnieTricarico

[Heather Tricarico @hsaddlemire]

Why does everyone feel the need to come up to my child in the grocery store and say, “Wow! You’re a really chunky baby!” ...would you like it if I came up to you and said, “Wow! You’re a really chunky person!” Didn’t think so.. 🖐🏻🤷‍♀️🙄 #justletmeshop