Hunter Satz

[Hunter Satz @hsatz10]

R.I.P grandpa I’ll miss you so much, you were my best friend😓❤️

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Please help @MrsMcAfeeShow, Mackenzie, and I welcome Midas Robert McAfee to our family.. Due to Samantha having a high risk pregnancy and severe preeclampsia, the decision was made to have an emergency C-Section on Friday night. Baby boy officially entered the world on May 22nd at 10:42PM as a 6lb 6oz screaming young legend… 10 Toes, 10 Fingers, full head of hair.

Literally in his first moments of life, Midas was working... He was able to get his O2 Levels high enough to be able to come hang with us in our room and because of that we got to do all of the immediate magical newborn moments.. Skin to skin, 10,000 kisses, tons of love, all of that.. inevitably, since he came into the world at 36 Weeks (40 is full term), he had to develop his lungs a little bit more, get some fluid out of him, and adjust a bit to life outside of Sam’s stomach.. So, he was sent to the NICU to help the transition from the womb to the world.

As mom was recovering like a badass from the mind boggling C-Section surgery, little dude was DAHN the hall.. They put a CPAP on our guy, a feeding tube, and put him in a heated pod with a heating lamp to help him develop a bit more. There wasn’t much I could do other than bring positive vibes as I bounced back and forth between the 2.

Watching Samantha battle thru her recovery has been nothing short of inspiring, WE APPRECIATE YOU @MrsMcAfeeShow, I will be sure that our kids will know how much you went thru for them.. And every time I went and saw boy, I couldn’t help but fantasize about what his life could become.. So many dreams and opportunities waiting for this young stud. We had a sneaky suspicion that he was a dawg and a fighter but, it is a bit scary to see your baby hooked up to so many “very serious” things.. He ended up staying roughly 36 hours in the NICU before being released back to our room… a FULL CELEBRATION occured. We’ve been floating around this room.. sleeping and burping and feeding and changing diapers ever since. We’re looking to get back home to our 3 year old baby girl today or tomorrow. We can’t wait for her to meet her baby brother.. Her grandparents have been doing a PHENOMENAL job of keeping her informed and also distracted while we’ve been living in this hospital.. we are VERY THANKFUL for them.

The name “Midas” has been the name I’d hoped to name my baby boy, if I was to ever have kids, since my Freshman year of high school when Mrs Nonnenberg (RIP Legend) taught me about Greek Mythology.. Like most, when you come from not a lot, the thought of everything you touch becoming gold was certainly an immediate draw for me but in this world that we live in, gold can only come from working your ass off, getting lucky, and having great folks around you. The name is perfect for the boy that Sam and I would like to raise. He will be an asset to society, he will treat folks right, and he will work his ass off to help his community achieve their own form of “gold.”

“Robert” is a tribute to Samantha’s dad and best friend.. A man that we lost way too soon a couple of years back and will now live on forever thru Mighty Midas. Midas will know his grandfather thru our stories and pictures.. and we know Bob will be looking out for Midas for all of time.

So on this Memorial Day we say Thank You to those who gave everything to this country that we call home.. and we will use their stories as guidance for our young boy about a life lived right.

We Love You Midas… Welcome to the McAfee family. We will do everything we can for you, brother.

p.s. Midas has already watched the closest Indy 500 of all time. The Vegas Golden Knights HUGE game 3 comeback… AND of course, Top Gun Maverick.

[Brice Marich @BriceMarich]

But I was told #Michigan was bought and not built...

[MVictors @MVictors]

It really is!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Madden Orlovsky had a heartfelt message for his family and friends in honor of World Autism Awareness Day 🥹

This was a special moment for all of us at ESPN. Thanks, Madden and @danorlovsky7 ❤️

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Good morning beautiful people.. Happy #TBT

The league’s network used to bury me.. I was rejected from the NFL/NFLPA’s TV Exec Broadcast Bootcamp 3 times. Only player in history to have a job on TV without going thru it.. Out of context situations ran wild.. outright “anonymous” lies from talentless scumbag suits.. bans.. cancellations.. death threats…

We fucking roll

SHAHTAHT my guys for the incredible work and all of you for following along.

I’m eternally grateful… the mission isn’t done. “For the good of sport.”

Let’s GOOOO

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

FIRST TIME A COUNTRY HAS WON THE TRIPLE CROWN OF OLYMPIC HOCKEY

Women’s Gold ✅
Men’s Gold ✅
Paralympic Sled Hockey ✅

🗣🗣 CONGRATS BOYS

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

LOVE THAT

[Alejandro Zúñiga @ByAZuniga]

Crisler Center sending a message to Michigan State:

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Michigan hires Kyle Whittingham and just like that the kings of college football are back on top! What a spectacular hire! I can’t wait to get my hands on some big nasty Samoans! #GoBlue

[Michigan Hockey @umichhockey]

Utter filth from Horcoff @SportsCenter

[morgan wallen @MorganWallen]

Still The Problem Tour coming in 2026. Sign up for pre-sale now at https://t.co/Hy3qwhIC9G

[Todd J. Anson @TJA4Michigan]

Rub it like a Genie Lamp! See if a disciplined team pops out.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Professor Portnoy is here to teach Illinois how to beat the Ohio State cowards @BNKonFOX

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

“You lost a friend and a customer.” 😭

Nick Saban and Biff Poggi can’t agree on cars or coaching 🏎️

[uofmcoverage @uofmcoverage]

OH MY BRYCE UNDERWOOD

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

There is absolutely no chance I’d do an O-H @BNKonFOX

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Pizza House #ColumbusOH

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Emergency Press Conference:

Ohio State banned @stoolpresidente & the Barstool CFB Show from coming on campus

[Connor Stalions @cpstalions]

@stoolpresidente You need tickets?

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Breaking: Savion Hiter (@5starsavi), regarded by many as the No. 1-rated RB in the Class of 2026, has committed to the University of Michigan, per his advisor @coachmccannert.