Hannah Schmidt

[Hannah Schmidt @hschmidt07]

This is what my grandma commented on the picture my uncle posted for her anniversary 😂😂😂😂

[Hannah Schmidt @hschmidt07]

Lol you’re the purge….i remember when it was 2012

[Hannah Schmidt @hschmidt07]

My public speaking is absolute garbage

[Hannah Schmidt @hschmidt07]

Only thing getting me through the night is the cottage cheese I get to eat when I get home

[Hannah Schmidt @hschmidt07]

Being in a small town bar means being forced talk to old locals and spending a lot of time fake laughing

[Hannah Schmidt @hschmidt07]

If you ever need to be humbled I suggest going to college bars at 23

[Hannah Schmidt @hschmidt07]

Isn’t it crazy that you can still have anxiety while drunk……or is that just me?

[Hannah Schmidt @hschmidt07]

@jade_bunn

[Hannah Schmidt @hschmidt07]

Uber in cf can suck my ass

[Hannah Schmidt @hschmidt07]

Single space papers can kiss my ass

[Hannah Schmidt @hschmidt07]

Peanut butter Oreos are 100% the move

[Hannah Schmidt @hschmidt07]

“Get down”
“Stop”
“What are you doing?”
Things I tell the preschoolers I work with or my cat? (Hint: it’s both)

[Hannah Schmidt @hschmidt07]

Hahahahahaha karmas a bad bitch

[Hannah Schmidt @hschmidt07]

@jade_bunn 4/10 would maybe do it again.....I do believe that this event keeps me immune from the corona virus

[Hannah Schmidt @hschmidt07]

An actual text I just got from @jade_bunn....guess I know where I stand 😂

[Hannah Schmidt @hschmidt07]

I don’t deserve the friends I have

[Hannah Schmidt @hschmidt07]

So happy I drove all the way to cf to get my knee pads only to realize that they are at my house, which I was at all morning.....🙃

[Hannah Schmidt @hschmidt07]

@lexigamm Oh wow my deepest condolences go out to you.....you could always sit in the shower 😂😂😂😂

[Hannah Schmidt @hschmidt07]

@lexigamm Looks like you don’t know what you’re missing

[Hannah Schmidt @hschmidt07]

This shortened semester was really cool 3 months ago....not really enjoying it now

[Hannah Schmidt @hschmidt07]

Last night some man asked me what it felt like to be unliked by so many people, and at first I was pretty sad about it......then I remembered I was dressed as Carole Baskin 🤦‍♀️