Dell

“Just a boy playing possum.” R.E.M. lover & Dallon Weekes fanatic 🐀🍊👾🎭🥊 @mikemillsswagaccount on Insta for sillies

[artie ˎˊ˗ @lsdunesalien]

ray toro when i fucking catch you

[turbomander @turbomander]

me: did you pay your half of the rent?
my roommate frogney dangerfield: i tell ya i get no respect. now that i'm a frog i told my wife i hope things wont be different between us, she said not at all - she's been waitin' years for me to croak
me: frogney they are going to evict us

[Briana Rose Lee 🌹☮ @BrianaRoseLee]

@its_The_Dr I never thought she was crazy. People don’t scream like that for nothing. She was traumatized.

[Dell @hsfromgrease1]

@pstumps What's the first song called so I know to avoid it at all costs?

[Dell @hsfromgrease1]

Why is the Hole in the River Studio Demo so SCARY 😭😭 Neil stop yelling you're freaking me out

[Vivian @suchnerve]

i want YOU 🫵🏻 to say full, actual, uncensored words like “kill” and “rape” and “suicide” and “genocide” rather than using insipid euphemisms and puns like “graped” or “unalived”

[Scottacular @Scottcrates]

@TheJoeySwoll Exactly right. You can always tell a person’s true nature by how they treat service staff.

[dee @alivedemo]

there's a reason why white boys play this in their acoustic guitar when they wanna show off

[mslindblom.bsky.social @mslindblom]

@girldrawsghosts

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

today is january 7th 2026, the only day you can retweet this

[molly @ms4merica]

this is like when you go to a really unused section of the library and there are those books from the 90s about how to use the internet and send emails

[ginny ᯓ★ @starshapedgin]

c'mon you SNOW

[Dell @hsfromgrease1]

I would bet $5 Michael Stipe and Mike Mills used Trapper Keepers when they were in middle and early high school

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

[Wooting'd Up @apm_fn]

@electionsjoe “kids are always on their phones.” *Increases the cost of living and socializing, keeps minimum wage down, introduces no loitering laws, defunds public spaces, keeps them indoors*

[Illyana 🖤 @SaccharineDawn]

@electionsjoe Graduating high school in 2019 increasingly feels like I took the last chopper out of Nam

[yeah boy Ⴟ @se7enyrs]

they're doing alright over there on instagram

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

the week between Christmas and New Years Day

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

I just asked a Canadian man if they eat moose up there and he got mad thinking I was mocking him until I explained to him I’m from Louisiana. If it walks, crawls, slithers, or flies, we eat it.

Frog legs, alligator, crawfish, deer, snake stew, squirrels. Nobody safe lol