Hubert skeletrix, CPA

White | Happily Married | Steely Dan | EZ DZ enjoyer

[Hubert skeletrix, CPA @HSkeletrix]

Women are so confusing. One week her toes are in my mouth the next week texting feels like pulling teeth🤦‍♂️. #prayforme

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@RichardCranny69 Great jerk spot

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@HedoTurkoglu67 Yes

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@PhillyGov Formal

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And fat people

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Only brown people and zionists were rooting for argentina anyways

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@rob_mcintyre_ Realizing you ordered from a store across town will have you questioning life

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@BoChampRMFW World class

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@TJSochi1 Never cranked hog 15 times in a day so beer for sure.

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Unless you’re drunk a woman should never be driving you around (as a man)

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Call me crazy but I’d much rather listen to the studio version vs live version of rock music

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Happy 4th 🇺🇸

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@alphafox Disgusting

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@KanesCabDriv3r Needed to hear this today

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@JeebusBurner You’re the guy in my profile pic

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@taxigrl The 200 hit pop bars. #vapist

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I strongly dislike this guy

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@Go1den_arm Man U fan. Sorry for you 🕊️

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@docholliday_1 Graphic facing me. I wanna see what I bought

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@primetimepetty 😂😂