STL Smitty

Cardinals Connoisseur. Ian Happ and PCA Hater. JJ Wetherholt Lover. Missouri Tigers Savant. Chicago Bears Supporter. Current Handicap: 17.6

[STL Smitty @hsmith047]

I see your back-to-back homers off Craig Kimbrel in the 9th, and raise you Albert Pujols home run No. 695 in his final game against the Cubs

[JANDY @Jandystl]

Biggest series of the year starts tomorrow. Need all of your best moments against the Cubs

I’ll start: Yadi and Dejong go back to back off Kimbrel. Unreal

[STL Smitty @hsmith047]

Watching Jordan Walker is an absolute rollercoaster of an experience and I love every second of it. One minute you think the wheels are falling off and the next you think he’s winning league MVP

[STL Smitty @hsmith047]

DJ Moore routed his ass up in OT and then all of a sudden the rivalry not that deep😂😂

[SleeperPackers @SleeperPackers]

Keisean Nixon on the Packers-Bears rivalry:

“They hate us more than we hate them. We’ve been worried about other teams…

Our process is not the Chicago Bears. Thats not our Super Bowl. Our process is to win the NFC North first. We gotta beat them anyway”

[STL Smitty @hsmith047]

No JJ in the lineup with an off day tomorrow doesn’t make a ton of sense. I get Gore is a lefty but we’re in desperate need of a win to right the ship #stlcards

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Series finale with Texas

[STL Smitty @hsmith047]

The haters said the Cardinals winning ways were “unsustainable” and that they were “overachieving”. They said no way it could hold up over 162 games.

And they were right. Honestly great call by the haters, should probably listen to them more often

[STL Smitty @hsmith047]

Winn honestly might have accumulated 1.0 WAR tonight with all of these plays he’s going bonkers

[STL Smitty @hsmith047]

JORDAN WALKER STRIKEOUT STREAK BROKEN, HEATER ON TAP

[STL Smitty @hsmith047]

My attention has now shifted to Jordan Walker

[STL Smitty @hsmith047]

Lou Gherig hit .288 while dealing with the ALS disease and a healthy Nolan Gorman has struck out 19 times in his last 31 at bats

[STL Smitty @hsmith047]

@Jandystl 9-5 that man

[STL Smitty @hsmith047]

Pray for Nolan Gorman. Ain’t nothing wrong with him, he’s just the worst 3rd baseman to ever exist

[STL Smitty @hsmith047]

Nolan Gorman at the plate

[STL Smitty @hsmith047]

I don’t remember PCA being traded San Francisco

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

BRICE MAKES IT A SIX-RUN INNING WITH A TRIPLE

[STL Smitty @hsmith047]

Cardinals record by month:

March: 3-2 (.600)
April: 15-11 (.577)
May: 13-13 (.500)

Need at least 14 of 26 in the month of June to keep pace with a dominant NL. Anything more is a bonus. #stlcards

[STL Smitty @hsmith047]

@MasynZyn Very original of you👍🏻

[STL Smitty @hsmith047]

“I tink Oli Marmol is doing great jobe dis year and Walker is hitting ball far. I lobe the San Louis Cardinals”

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Great to have The Machine in the broadcast booth at Busch Stadium!

[STL Smitty @hsmith047]

@Jay_Nalgas Ian Happ top 5 Cardinal killer of all time

[STL Smitty @hsmith047]

1. Pete Crow-Armstrong
2. Adolf Hitler
3. Ian Happ
4. Osama Bin Laden
5. Joseph Stalin

[STL Smitty @hsmith047]

@mitch_santini He’s still got work to do but that July 4 assault last year certainly put him on the map

[STL Smitty @hsmith047]

@LewtenantSteez Idk man that 4 homer game from Scooter might have bumped him ahead of Stalin

[STL Smitty @hsmith047]

@KingDickFitts Every name I typed my phone tried to auto correct to PCA