hannah smithsonian

aspiring writer/illustrator, tea snob, knitting enthusiast, all around nerdy human | she/they | 29

[everyday is NOT kaikan @BlueCaelusRose]

good olyleda night everyone

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

i'm at the iced coffee in job interviews discourse

i'm at the covid cautious lesbian bar zoom talking circle discourse

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[promise-forgiveness angel skye 🌌 @IntoObscurity]

BECAUSE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!

[Jellyfish Loli 🪼 @LoliCoded]

It’s kinda funny to see ppl try to get into Kingdom Hearts cause you need a heart full of whimsy to actually get into it. If there’s the slightest bit of cynicism left Mickey Mouse comes down from the moon and personally sh00ts u

[rocio 📢 @healingsharry]

the power

[໊ @dieforyous]

TAKE ME TO THE CITY. WHERE THE CONCRET'S WET AND THE LIGHTS ARE PRETTY !

[laura @l0la_kay]

@feederofcats @NoahKahan Hello Mr @NoahKahan this is VERY important and perhaps a janky street cat with a second chance thanks to these amazing ladies could be named Noah in the near future 👀

[idk @kaxley]

@feederofcats @WalterBestBoy @NoahKahan @NoahKahan youre gonna look into cheesecakes eyes and say no? i doubt it!

[risotto & mr. earl grey 🧡 jasper @chorizorisotto]

@feederofcats @NoahKahan @NoahKahan 👀 u could name a janky cat if u gave this angel a ticket

[Sarah Plain and Dry @SilentSigh]

@feederofcats @NoahKahan @noahkahan I do not know you, but @feederofcats is an absolute angel on Earth and your life will be better if you give her tickets to your show (she NEVER asks for anything for herself like this)

[wizard of loneliness @twinkpummeler]

coming over to stare at you with my freakish orb eyes

[Khleo Thomas @KhleoThomas]

My HOLES keyblade. I’m true to this. When I did the movie “Remember The Daze” day 1 of filming was when KH2 dropped. I’d be in my trailer playing the entire production.

[shannon ♡ˎˊ˗ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚓️🇫🇷 @combeferret]

oldhead fetish is flogging!!

it was a common punishment at sea, and (surprising no one) sailors were big fans of porn because they could get easy access to it as they sailed around the place

in the 19th century, 50% (!!!) of porn was focused on flogging

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

📍 SF Bay Area

This is a desperate plea for Bertie, a sweet ~13 y/o cat who has not had it easy. He is a very sweet boy but is not doing well in a kennel and needs out of here. He needs an adopter ASAP. He prefers to be the only pet in the home.

more info in next tweet

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

when God puts me in strange and terrifying situations, I see myself as a cat going to the vet. it’s good for me somehow, I say, or else someone who loves me wouldn’t have taken me there

[Loudoun Community Cat Coalition @loudouncats]

These four beautiful cats are in desperate need of a home. They lived with their daddy for all 8 years of their lives until sadly, he passed from cancer. Now they are all alone in the house. The cats grew up only knowing one human, so they will be shy with new people. They are 100% litterbox trained, and they are already spayed, neutered, and vaccinated.
Fluffy is the medium-hair gray kitty, Maxine is the dilute tortie, Whitepatch is the short-hair black kitty with a white patch, and Snowflake is the medium-hair black beauty, born with enophthalmos in her left her eye so it appears "sunken". Ideally all 4 cats could be rehomed together, home would be for all 4 cats, but Whitepatch and Fluffy are a bonded pair and must be adopted together. The adoption fees will be covered for all four of these cats, so please open your heart and your home if you can find a way to help them. Please share this post with your friends and family, and ask them to share it with their friends. These kitties need a new person to love! Please contact us if you can help one or more of them. Thanks!

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

“I am convinced it is superior to all other cats” - every cat owner in history

[Silver's 2nd Chance 501c3 Charity Cat Rescue🐾 @SilversSanctury]

The Answer is what we learned from Paddy #cat & the other "misfits" and "unadoptables" we've rescued:
He has been hurt before you to the point he feels better if he's near you but not touched AND HE DOES LOVE YOU!
His love is shown when he lays in the sunpatch on the soft bed you gave him, and sleeps knowing he is safe enough now to do that. When he purrs when eating the tasty food you give him, and plays with the toys you bought - things he didn't have the luxury of doing when he was trying to not be killed, freeze to death, or starve.