1️⃣ they kiss every morning
2️⃣ minho strips him down and changes his clothes when jisung is too sleepy
3️⃣ jisung kisses minho while minho sleeps
4️⃣ minho throws han on the bed but don’t worry because the bed is soft
5️⃣ the house rule is to wash up before getting in bed
how many times does it have to be said to NOT COPY THE MEMBERS TATTOOS?!??? taking the whole design AND the placement is so disrespectful especially when the tattoo has meaning TO him. not to you. and the tattoo artists who agree to this should be ashamed. u are not an artist!
me to my husband: AO3 is down again [explains outage]
My husband: someone should write a spicy fanfic about the two database engineers locked in the server room trying to fix it
my husband, smug: there was only one spreadsheet
the air quality sucks, the food gives you explosive diarrhea, we have no public transport, medical care is unaffordable, they’re tearing down forests to build AI data centers and I still have to clock in for work
idk why this isn’t obvious but DO NOT talk to idols/celebrities about FANFIC. that is like . the cardinal rule for the fanfiction side of fandoms 😭 i also don’t give a fuck if you’re doing it for likes. don’t fucking do it.