Terry Jevans

PhD.... but not a Doctor

[enter shakira𓅮 @BARFJAMiN]

problem child, eh? struggling, are ya? well, let’s see ‘em misbehave… without any food! [cackles menacingly]

[Terry Jevans @hsojevans]

@katttbutpriv Men always with the excuses smh

[Terry Jevans @hsojevans]

@katttbutpriv Man doesn't want to *checks notes* pay for a date with his partner, then wants to say the relationship is stunted. Boy be so fr im crashing out for you

[Terry Jevans @hsojevans]

@katttbutpriv Man what the fuck

[The Left Bible @theleftbible]

Well said Liam.

[Gilly 🐢✨ @HgLoew]

@MyTimeToShineH Saoirse Ronan, but she would never do Disney.

[Dew (Robotfucker) @DewEnjoyer]

"Oh noo my steak is too perfect and my water is ice cold" fuck you

[Terry Jevans @hsojevans]

So I'm on the bus and this father and his two sons all have the same slickback hair, generational hair style

[slavicbunny @777bun__ny]

stupid clanker

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

i do not set ‘reminders’, i do not ‘structure’ my tasks, i do not ’write things down’. i RAWDOG it. and if i do not remember, i don’t DO IT.

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

I operate under the assumption that every woman wants to be left alone.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Zarah Sultana has announced she is quitting Labour to form a new party with Jeremy Corbyn

[Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

There's no way for the BBC to recover from being openly, irrefutably, often laughably complicit in a genocide.

[Mrs Too Damn Media Literate @bobo_circus]

this is the burning of the Library of Alexandria for tapes of elected officials touching kids