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Who is doing it like me in Houston, TX?

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So true

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I need Olive Garden

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Kms
https://t.co/8MoLJUH5i3

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You ask for a pickle back and everyone pulls their guns out and shoots you

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Yasss signifies something special that yesss cannot

[v @hstn4nication]

Death to me tbh

[v @hstn4nication]

Dreamt that I woke up bald and lost all my teeth… it’s all true

[v @hstn4nication]

If I don’t go bowling I’ll kill myself

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I am busy lighting the world on fire thanks

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Twin

[Epic Maps 🗺️ @theepicmap]

7. Terrifying photo of an ant's face

[v @hstn4nication]

I’m like the egg you try to cook outside in 100 degree Arizona heat

[v @hstn4nication]

Putting a Lego in my shoe since nobody loves me anyways

[v @hstn4nication]

Who up losing hair with me

[megan @chismosavirus]

me and björk were a problem in downtown reykjavik last nite omgggg 🤦🏼‍♀️

[v @hstn4nication]

Next birthday to look forward to is 40 I should die now

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The bed bugs are singing me to sleep

[v @hstn4nication]

Imagine the most perfect shower you ever could…..
I have it with me holding it hostage

[v @hstn4nication]

When u order a $5 Biggie Bag and the 15 year old Wendy’s employee looks at u up and down and starts laughing

[v @hstn4nication]

4 hour screen time on SSENSE this week may death call my name